Hey everybody! Just so I'm perfectly clear: The friend who's helping with the Twilight Parodies did NOT help with the writing of this short parody. Team Edcob 4 Life helped and she deserves credit for it. Anyway, please read and review the following.

Disclaimer: Team Edcob 4 Life and I do not own Twilight, but we own the idea of Gangsta Monopoly!

~ At the Cullen House, For Bella's Birthday Party ~

Alice: We found an extra present!

Bella: Oh no!

Alice: Here. -She smiles and gives present-

Bella opens the present and says: Cool! Gangsta Monopoly! I call drug dealer! How 'bout you Alice?

Alice: I like hitman.

Emmett and Edward walk in.

Emmett: So did you give it to her? (–Directed to Alice-)

Bella: Yeah, she did. Thanks.

The Bella hugs Emmett.

Bella: Who do you guys wanna be?

Emmett: I wanna be in the Mafia!

Edward: I'll be a playa! -Does signature sassy pose-

Silence…

That night, the Cullens' and Bella stayed up until 4 in the morning playing Gangsta Monopoly!

(A/N Thank you sooo much for reading! Some of you may be confused by how random this is, so let me explain. My friend and I were playing Monopoly really late last night and we suddenly came up with this idea. Please REVIEW! Thanks again, ~TwilighterluvsEdward & Team Edcob Life. )