i was half sleep when i wrote this so don't kill me
"Sasu-kun sasu-kun get up" said orochimaru Sasuke opened his eyes to find orochimaru standing over him in a very short pink dress "what the hell are you wearing and why are you in my room?" Sasuke asked in a cold voice "sasu-kun why are you so mean I thought you liked it when I come see you if I was this hot ass naruto you talk so much about you wouldn't care now would you?" orochimaru said now sitting on Sasuke's bed "if you don't leave right now I will make sure I kill you that's a promise and don't ever talk about naruto ever got it" "aww defensive are we don't worry I don't want your beloved naruto anyway you wanna know why?.." he said pausing for a minuet "not really" "because the one I want is you" "ahhh" Sasuke sat up breathing heavy "oh good just a dream damn that was scary as hell I need to talk to naruto tomorrow there are something's I need to say to him especially after that"
~the next day~
"hey Sasuke-kun hay" the Sasuke fan club said "you guys should really just give up you know he wont ask anyone of you out" naruto said "dobe how are you? You seem bummed" sasuke said "nothing I just got a lot on my mind that's all" naruto said "ok any I need to talk to you now" "sure" naruto and sasuke walked to the side of the school "ok what do you wanna talk about?" "well I have something I want to ask you and um well how do I put this in words um.." "Sasuke? Earth to Sasuke" "narutoIlikeyou alotand.." before sasuke could finish naruto kissed him "sasuke I like you to" "good because the next person who looks at you I'll kill" and they went the rest of the day with crying fan girls saying "why him"