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Hello Readers !
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PLACE :: This Chapter Takes Place At Selena Gomez's House ! In Her Bedroom !
TIME :: The Time Is 6:42pm !
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Selena :: Hey Justin !
Justin :: SUP !
Selena :: Do You Want To Watch A Twilight Movie With Me ?
Justin :: *paused* Nah Thank You Selena !
Selena :: You're Welcome But Why Don't You Want To Watch A Twilight Movie ? Do You Not Like Them ?
Justin :: No, I Haven't Even Watched Any Of Them Yet !
Selena :: Ok...ay But That Didn't Answered My Question ! Tell Me Why You Don't Want To Watch Twilight !
Justin :: Wellll *paused* It's Just That *paused* Taylor Lautner Is So Much Hotter Than Me ! And I Can't STAND To Look At Him !
Selena :: What ? Oh No Way ! That's Not True ! That's Not Even Close To Being True ! Justin, Taylor Doesn't Stand A Chance !
Justin :: ... I Know You're Just Lying Selena *paused* I'm Gonna Get A Snack !
Selena :: What ? Wait ! Justin, I'm Not Lying You Are So Hot Even The Sun is Jealous Of Your Epic Hotness !
Justin :: *paused* *laughs* What, The Sun ?
Selena :: Yes, The Sun !
Justin :: You Know How Funny, Dumb, And Awesome That Would Be If That Was True ? *laughs*
Selena :: Yes, I Know But You Should Not Ever Be Jealous Of Taylor Lautner Even If He Was Hotter Than You ! You Know Why ?
Justin :: Because Being Jealous Of Someone Is A Sin ! *laughs*
Selena :: Yes, And... Wait, You're Still Laughing ?
Justin :: *laughs*
Selena :: It Wasn't That Funny !
Justin :: *laughs*
Selena :: You're So Weird !
Justin :: *laughs* Okay, I'm Sorry !
Selena :: Okay, Back To My Point *paused* Which I Forgot ! *laughs*
Justin :: Well You Need To Remember Your Point Or The People Reading The Story Won't Have A Moral To The Story Because You ALWAYS Need A "Moral To The Storty" It's A Law of Fiction ! The One Thing It Doesn't Apply To Is 'Seinfeld' !
Selena :: Yes, But *paused* Wait "The People Reading The Story" Are We Being Controlled Again ?
Justin :: Yes, And This Is Part One !
Selena :: O-M-G That's ... Wait I Remember I Point Now !
Justin :: What Is It !
Selena :: *Selena forgot again* Jealousy Is A Sin !
*loud sound of runing*
Justin :: What WAS THAT !
*glass breaking*
Selena :: Whatever That Thing Is, It's Gonna PAY !
Voice :: HELPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEE ! JUSTIN ! SAVE MEEE ! IT'S THE INSANE FANGIRLS ! THEY'RE CHASING ME AND HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST TWO MINUTES ! I'M TAYLOR LAUTNER !
Justin :: TAYLOR LAUTNER !
Taylor :: YEAH ! THESE FANGIRLS ARE UPSET BECAUSE I MADE YOU UPSET ! THEY WANT TO KILL ME ! ONE OF THEM HAS A GUN !
Selena :: A GUN !
Justin :: WAIT ! HOW DO THEY KNOW I'M UPSET, AND HOW DID YOU GUYS GET INTO SELENA'S HOUSE ?
Taylor :: THESE ARE CRAZZZZZY STALKERS ! THERE'S A WEBCAM IN THE ROOM YOU'RE IN !
Selena :: WHAT !
Taylor :: And How We Got Into The House All I'm Gonna Say Is Your Door Is Broken !
Selena :: ... I Hate Your Fans Justin !
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/CHAPTER ENDS/
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Selena :: What The Chapter Ended ?
Writer :: That's Right !
Selena :: But What About Taylor ?
Taylor :: HEEEEEEEEEELLPPPPP MEEEEEE GUUUUYYYSSS ! PLEAZZZZ ! RUNNIG AROUND THIS HOUSE IS VERY ... *girl with the gun shot him in arm* AHHHHHHH ! IT HUUURRRRDS !
Writer :: Will Taylor Lautner Ever Stop Being Chased By Psychopathic Twelve Year Old Girls Around Selena Gomez's Mansion ? Will Justin And Selena Ever Actually See Taylor Lautner Being Chased By Psychopathic Twelve Year Old Girls Around Selena Gomez's Mansion ? Will We Ever Find Out How That Webcam Got Into Selena's Bedroom ? What's The Moral To This Gag Chapter ? Will Justin Ever Realize He Has The Epic Hottness Cruse ? Will The Sun Ever Stop Being Jealous Of Justin ? How Can Justin Be Hotter Than The Sun, Would We Be Dead By Now ? And What About Lady Gaga ? Find Out Next Time On 'Duh ! It's Justin !'
Justin :: What Was That !
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/CHAPTER ENDS/
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SONG FIC ::
Oh I can never replace my love for you
Oh I will never forget you see me through
Never Ends - Kaskade
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Selena :: WHERE'S THAT MUSIC COMING FROM !
Writer :: It's A Song Fic It's Going To Come Up A Lot !
Taylor :: SAAAAAAAVE ME !
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READ MY OTHER STORIES
LOOK AT MY PROFILE
I NEED READERS
GET FRIENDS TO LOOK AT THIS
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REVIEWS
In The Reviews Tell Me What You Would Like In The Story And I May Give To You Guys !
Like Celebs You Would Like In The Story !
Plot Ideas ! (Duh)
O.C. (Tell Me About The O.C. Too And What They Look Like)
Fan Girl O.C.
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Justin :: The Epic Hottness Cruse ? Hmmm ? *laughs*
Taylor :: HELLPPPP ! *the girl shot him again* AHHHH !
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