AUTHOR'S NOTES: Just some parody story I crated a few minutes ago because I was bored. it is not meant to be taken seriously.
Basically it's just Zuko Toph and Iroh as on-the-run criminals. The funny thing is, is that it never explains why they're on the run, and they never seem to ever stay in prison.
it doesn't really have an ending, but anyways, here goes nothing.
CHAPTER 1
*The story begins with our three heroes sitting alone in a prison cell together, which is ironic, because that sentence just contradicted itself*
ZUKO: This is going to be the worst story ever.
TOPH: Hey, way to go, Sherlock. It only took you 20 minutes to get it.
ZUKO: Shut up.
TOPH: Just think of a plan to get our butts out of here.
IROH: Anyone up for a game of cards?
TOPH: Meh, sure, why not. I mean, I beat you all at poker every time even though I can't see, so why not?
ZUKO: *Banging his head against the walls of the cell*
TOPH: What's gotten into him?
IROH: That's how he thinks. it's the closest to in-character as we'll get in this comedy.
TOPH: Alright then. you got any 3's?
*Several hours later...*
IROH: Got any kings?
TOPH: Go fish.
ZUKO: *Mutters* go fish... go fish? That's it! guys, I have a plan to get our butts out of here. We need to go fish!
IROH: ...That makes no sense whatsoever.
ZUKO: this clearly has something to do with OZAI'S Spaghettio's. We cannot let him keep them.
IROH: SPAGHETTIO O Os!
TOPH: What are you talking about, hothead? We've been busy drinking tea for the last 6 hours though.
ZUKO: Where did you guys get tea?
IROH: We went out that door that says "exit", bought some tea, and then came back in. did you want some?
ZUKO: No, but that "exit" door is part of my plan. You see...
TOPH: No I don't. *smacks ZUKO* get that through your head.
ZUKO: ANYWAYS, all we have to do is walk through that door labeled "exit" and we'll be out of here.
IROH: Won't the guards see us though?
ZUKO: Of course they are. That's why we use donuts. All guys like donuts, it's part of an unwritten law.
TOPH: Isn't that policemen?
IROH: I guess we'll see. *arms himself with donuts* let's do this!
*ZUKO, TOPH, and IROH all "break out" by going through the door labeled "exit". The guards see them, but ZUKO miscalculated who exactly the guards were.*
ZUKO: Oh sweet mother? they use rabid fangirls as guards now?
GUARDS: Freeze!
TOPH: ZUKO, quick! Take your shirt off!
ZUKO: WHAT!
TOPH: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
ZUKO: *Flings it off reminiscent of "The Beach". Cue fangirl squeeing*
TOPH: NOW RUN LIKE HELL!
*ZUKO Manages to get his shirt back thanks to IROH, but after a lot of running, our heroes find themselves lost*
TOPH: Wait. Why are we "heroes" if only bad stuff ever happens to us?
IROH: And why are we lost anyways? This story makes no sense. We are all totally out of character.
*This story wasn't meant to be serious. If you want 'seriousness' go read some shipper's rant or something*
ZUKO: Fine, fine, but can something GOOD happen to us for once?
*I think I can arrange that. Here you go*
TOPH: Hey cool! A quarter! *picks it up*
ZUKO: That's what you call a 'good' thing?
*Of course. Look behind you*
ZUKO: *Looks behind him. There is a vending machine*
TOPH: I'm getting a Coke. *inserts coin, pushes button*
*Alarm sounds. It was a trap*
ZUKO: Should have known? *rolls eyes*
IROH: You want that Coke, TOPH?
TOPH: Of course I do. *takes it and shakes it*
ZUKO: What the hell are you doing TOPH? *GUARDS surround them*
GUARDS: Put your hands where I can see them.
TOPH: NEVER! I'M ARMED AND DANGEROUS! *points the Coke at the GUARDS, opens it and the force of the soda blasts them away*
IROH: And the exit is just down that hallway!
TOPH: Woohoo! Let's get out of here and get back to our normal lives so we can be in character again!
DOOR: Password, please.
TOPH: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
DOOR: Password incorrect.
IROH: I wonder how long it will take the guards to get here.
DOOR: Password incorrect. *several hours later*
ZUKO: Wow. The guards still haven't tried to arrest us again.
DOOR: Password incorrect.
TOPH: THAT WASN'T A PASSWORD!
DOOR: Password incorrect.
TOPH: THIS DANG THING WON'T OPEN!
DOOR: Password correct *opens*
TOPH: o.O
IROH: O.o
ZUKO: -.
TOPH: Haha scarface!
ZUKO: -. shut up.
TOPH: Then let's get out of here *goes through the door*
Will ZUKO, TOPH, and IROH ever escape The Boiling Rock? Why are they in there in the first place? Will they ever be in character? Will this story ever make any sense? Find out maybe someday, but Ihighly doubt it.