IKarly
"and now!" said the stupid T.V people. "carly and I are going to EAT THAT SPERM!" "wow." Said Scorpion. "This show sucks dick." "I agree." Shang tsung said" "I'd much rather watch Victorious." The show cut to a victorious commercial. "We can go inside that show y'know, I could teleport us there." Said Raiden. "Let's do it!" Replied Kung Lao. Raiden teleported the group, but It cut back to ICarly! Raiden, Liu Kang, Kitana, Kung Lao, Sub-zero, shang Tsung, Scorpion were all teleported inside.
There, spencer was watching a ninja movie. "dude, I wish I was in this movie." Said Spencer. All of a sudden, Scorpion, Sub-zero and shang tsung were all teleported there. "Ninjas….sweeeeeeeeeeet" said Spencer. He got into a white crane fighting stance, thinking it would be an easy fight. Scorpion Looked at sub-zero and said. "this is our competition?" He threw his spear at spencer who started screaming, then ripped his spine out. "y-you killed him!" said Sub-Zero. "his soul is mine!" said Shang Tsung, taking his soul. They heard Carly, Sam, and freddy coming down the stairs. "hide the body!" After hiding the body, they hid in Freddy's apartment. "why are there ninjas in my house!" shouted his mom. Sub-zero freezes her and throws her out the window. "uhhh…..scorpion?" said Sub-Zero. "what?" said scorpion. "where'd you hide the body?" asked Sub-zero. "in a smoothie shop, some black dude took the body of that dude in return, he gave me bagels." Said scorpion. Kitana Emerged in the elevator, It opened and carly, sam and, freddy saw Kitana and were surprised. "my mom wore that same bikini." Said Sam. "Bikini?" said Kitana. Freddy was staring at kitana, he was turned on. "stop staring at me gay boy!" She shouted. "get outta my house!" shouted carly. Kitana left and met up with Sub-zero, scorpion and, Shang Tsung.
Later, at their school…
"Who was that hot chick yesterday?" said freddy. Sam kicks him." Ow!" says freddy. Liu Kang and Kung lao teleport into the school. "who's that?" says carly. Gibby walks by, shirtless. "no!" he shouts. "there's only room for one shirtless guy around here!" he shouted directed at Liu Kang. He charged at Liu Kang, with carly, sam and, freddy cheering him on. "yeah!" "get him!" "Take him down!" They shouted. "rip his head off!" sam shouted. Liu Kang dodged him attack, swept him. He was hurt and was on the ground. Kung Lao took his hat off, and sawed gibby's head off! Everyone started screaming. Sam charged at Kung and Liu But they teleported away. They met up with the others. "shang Tsung…what the fuck!" shouted Liu Kang. " we're stuck in this fucking awful show now!" "sorry" replied shang tsung. All of a sudden, I carly's biggest fan came in…Mandy! "oh my god! I love your hat!" she shouted at kung lao. " Can I touch it!" she touched the rim of kung lao's hat. It drew blood, well…it cut her finger off.
She started bleeding and screaming. The ICarly cast came in and saw kung Lao. " NO!" sam shouted, she charged and tried to tackle kung lao. He taped her to mandy and trapped them in the elevator. Freddy tried to run, but Sub-zero froze him Then Liu Kang Used his flying kick and broke him. Carly was trapped. "FINISH THE BITCH!" shouted Shang Tsung. Scorpion burned her. She was screaming and everyone was laughing. "Fatality." Said Scorpion. Shang tsung sucked freddy and Carly's souls and saw a disk on the was soul train. "your soul train is miiiinne!" shang Tsung shouted. Nevel came in and laughed. "I have taken the Nub's show!" "Thanks for killing them" said the Fag. "nub?" said scorpion. "no, no, no…say Fuckface." He then crushed Nevels skull. Raiden came and teleported them back home. "hoorayyy!" everyone shouted. "now there's only one thing left to do." Said Shang Tsung." He popped in Soul Train and everyone started dancing.