Chapter One: Enter Alex

It was a normal day at the Ouran High School Host Club. Girls everywhere, gossiping. The guys taking care to please each girl. Tamaki-sempai freaking out every time the Hiitachin twins came near me. Nothing new, nothing new at all.

All that changed on that one day, and boy, that was one interesting day. Our new, and very interesting host walked in through those doors...

"Hikaru, Kaoru!"
"Yes Boss?"

The Hiitachin twins looked at Tamaki and grinned their usual grin. Hunny and Mori just stared, wondering if they would be dragged into this, and Kyouya, just typing away at his computer. As for Haruhi, she stared as well.

"Go entertain our new customer."
"Okay!"

Both Hikaru and Kaoru ran over to the new girl, grinning at her, as they introduced themselves to her.

"Hi, I'm Hikaru."
"And I'm Kaoru."
"We're the Hiitachin twins."

They both said that as they were hugging one another, nothing new. Hunny and Mori went right back to entertaining their customers, and Haruhi did the same. Tamaki went back to what he was doing, as did Kyouya. The girl now looked at them and sighed, beginning to speak in a demanding tone.

"Where's the boss around here?"

They both looked at each other, then at the girl, questioning her tone. She looked around, trying her best to figure out who the boss was, and just then, Tamaki walked up to her.

"That'll be me, fair maiden. Tell me, what do you want to see me for?"
"Where do I sign up to be a host?"
"WHAT?!"

Tamaki began to completely freak out, which is usually when Kyouya and Haruhi step in to calm him down.

"What he means to say is we're not accepting any new hosts. This is a club to please the female. So, it would be a bit odd."
"Unfortunately, he's right."

Haruhi said, agreeing with Kyouya. The girl then stared at Haruhi for a few minutes and something hit her hard. "You're a girl. So, why can't I be a host?"

Right then, everyone began to freak out. They wouldn't had never thought that Haruhi could be discovered so quickly, especially by another woman. The girl glared at them, trying to figure out why they would be freaking out so much. Then, Tamaki just looked at the girl and stood up, flipping his blond hair and handing her a red rose.

"So, you want to be a host?"
"I do."
"What are you willing to do for it?"
"Anything I have to."
"If you can get Mori to speak to you, you're in."

Mori then just stared over at them, his dark eyes just piercing her thoughts, and the thoughts of the other hosts. Hunny smiled at the girl and ran over, smiling even bigger when he got to them.

"She wants to be a host?"
"How would that work though, a girly girl joining us?"

Haruhi shrugged at this point, since she was a girl, but didn't expose herself as a woman.

"What's your name?"
"My name? It's Alexandra Michelle Lopez."
"I think we'll just call her Alex."
"Alex is preferred. Thanks."

Alex then walked up to Mori and just grinned down at him.

"Hey there."

Mori just simply waved at her. She figured it wouldn't be so easy, but, she did want it to be much easier.

"Hmmm... This outta be fun."

She smiled down at him and just sat on him, grinning a huge grin.

"What are you doing miss?"
"Just sitting. I mean, is it a crime?"

Mori shook his head and sighed a bit.

"Please get off."
"Nah. This is fun."

Alex was now trying to play his game, hoping that she would be the one that would be victorious. Tamaki and the other hosts just sat there, as well as the customers, wondering if she would be the one to get him to speak more than two sentences a day.

~I've never written a fan fic for this site, so, forgive me if the chapters are kinda short.~