Hello all! My name is Endless91 (real name will not be given out due to security reasons.)

This is my first fanfic…sorta. I wrote one before….But it was just not working for me so I got rid of it! ^^

This is a YAOI! YAY YAOI! SO this means guy X guy (Why? because it's hot…and cute. And make all of us rabid fan girls squeal and feel all good inside! ~3) So sit back, relax and enjoy the SASUNARU NARUSASU goodness. Heh.

Disclaimermentation!!! ß not a word: I do not own Naruto. Kishimoto Masashi pnws it. Had I owned it…it probably would be too much for even adult swim. What a revolution for the fandom that would be!

ENJOY!

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THE THINGS

HE SAID

By: Endless91

It was another on of those nights.

The nights when I couldn't get them out of my mind so, they found me in my dreams. Now, here I lie in my very uncomfortable state; a state that I would always refused to release myself from. So, I just laid there.

Suffering.

I looked down toward the foot of my bed, having to move my head because of the tent that blocked my view. Something was licking my feet; the rough sandpapered tongue identified it as my cat, Blaze. I sighed. The only reason I allowed him to continue his foot licking menstruations was that last time he was licking something it was my "tent". Which was terrible due to the fact I hadn't found it half-bad and allowed my imagination to rome, imagining that it was…?

God help me.

Shower. I needed a shower. Though I dare not move because of the unnatural sticky sweat that had gathered on my body and fused me somewhat to the blankets beneath me. I hated that sticky, wet, and cold combination. I decided it was now or never and a launched myself up quickly, running to the bathroom, trying desperately not to remember the feel or the sound of my skin separating from the sheets. I turned the water on warm, purposely allowing the cold to overpower the hot. I was too sultry as it is.

The shower helped a lot, my face still tinged but all and all I'd cleaned up well. At least that guilt bringing smell of musk wasn't in the air. Every time I had one of these nights, I was weighed down by the feeling of guilt when I ever smelled my own sex in the air of my room. How disgusting was I?

The rest of the morning procedures went by remotely easy. However, this was just the beginning, I still had to go to school and look 'them' in the eye without having a total meltdown. This was difficult but had to be done because of my status. I was an Uchiha after all.

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I sat down in my seat, which was in second row from the window. He usually sat in the back by the windows. Oh, I did fail to mention…the cause of my suffering is male. However, just by looking, sometimes you couldn't tell. I remember when we were in high school together, males wore one uniform and the girls wore another. The idiot loss a bet against the creepy biologist kid Shino and had to…

"Sasuke-kun!" I heard the most obnoxious sound in the world break my trip down memory lane. Even though she stood about four feet away from me she might as well be sitting right on my eardrum.

I regarded her with a nod, which is more than she usually got. I wonder what would happen if I said her name. I bet she'd orgasm right here. Since I was feeling remotely rowdy, I decided to test my theory. "Sakura-

san."

Though I didn't expect it to work.

She flushed, her eyes suddenly becoming glazed over in a fit of sudden overwhelming lust. She swayed a bit and it kind of freaked me out, calling out to her didn't help any. "Sakura are you alright." Cursing myself as I realized I'd forgotten the suffix I watched as she grabbed at her breast, kneading right in front of everyone! Either she thought she was dreaming or she'd need to get laid big time.

I watched as she climbed on top of my desk, pressing me down into my seat, her green eyes now distant in some sort of trance as she crawled closer to me. I couldn't go anywhere; I had no idea what to do.

And then she fell.

BOOM. Just like that onto the floor, along with my desk. But my desk was one way and she was another so the desk had to have been pushed from under her. I stared--mentally I was wide eyed---as I took in my savior. He had his leg extended out, as if he'd just finished a kick. His long blonde bangs covered his eyes, a sucker in his mouth. I swallowed, waiting for what was going to happen. He put his foot down and lifted his head so I could look into his eyes. The cerulean eyes Naruto Uzumaki. "You alright?" He smirked. "Sasuke-kun?"

God help me.

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I pray that you liked it remotely. Reviews would be GREATLY appreciated. (GOOD BAD AND UGLY PLEASE) If you don't tell me it sucks then I can't improve now doesn't it. But don't slaughter me too much kay…. *whimpers*