Kapitel 1 – Trennung

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Hey everyone! You guys know what? I finally feel save enough to write about my strong points! Actually, I write in German very different than I did so far, because I tried to adjust my style to my bad English skills. I love to write about war, war tactics, and martial arts and really messed up romances! And exactly that I will do now! Ah, I feel like using German words for titles and such, I will translate them at the end of the chapter. This way, you will not get a spoiler from the title. Edited by Daesaster. I do not own Adventure Time, Pendleton Ward does. Enjoy – Horius

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"You love Marceline, don't you? Then why do you waste your valuable time with me," shouts a sweet voice, which tries its very best to sound intimidating.

"How often do I have to tell you? I. Love. You! Not her," answers a rough voice, which tries its very best to sound calm and reassuring.

The royalty of the Candy kingdom, Queen Bubblegum and King Finn, have been fighting for hours in their bedroom over this matter. Finn still loves to hang out with Marceline, just like he did 8 years ago; she's just everything that Bonnibel isn't. But she's seriously just a friend.

"Then why do you hang out with her? You know that I hate her!" Queen Bubblegum states her point now the felt hundred time tonight.

"Marcy is one of my best friends. Why should I stop meeting her?" His answer is still the same as ever. He asks himself just why his wife wouldn't believe him.

"Yeah, why not meet other girls than your lovely wife in the middle of the night?" She yelled sarcastically. "Even more so, if she is more 'fun' than your wife? You've betrayed me, don't even lie about it!" When she says it like that, it sounds kind of weird. But Finn knows that his wife is smart enough to make a blind man believe that he could see perfectly fine. She could convince him that the sun died down, so that it just is really dark.

"You think I betray you? How could you?! Did I ever give you ANY reasons to doubt me?!" Finn is one of the greatest heroes Ooo ever had. To believe that he would cheat on his wife is the same as to say that the world has ended.

"Yes, you did and you do. You are almost every single night with her, not in our bed!" Finn begins to believe that she wants to believe that he cheats, but that would be total absurd... right?

"Wait, you realize that it's impossible to adventure with her in the daylight, right?" This point is rock solid. Finn knows that she is not able to say anything to that.

"Adventuring, hm? Is that how you call an affair nowadays? Well, I support it's a kind of 'adventure' to seek new beds!" She ignores his point completely, more experienced in an argumentation than Finn will ever be. The queen knows that she can't 'win' the dispute if she would react to this fact.

"Do you really believe that I betray you?" Finn is now teary. They are married since a year; Bubblegum is bound to know just how easily he can be emotionally hurt, even though he can ignore every kind of physical harm.

"Yes, yes I do." This is the finishing blow. The dam which held Finn tears back broke, resulting in a flood flowing down his face, dripping down from his chin and watering the carpet.

"We should divorce," he says with a broken voice, as he can just think of one single thought: 'How can I be with a girl who distrusts me so much?'

"Wait, I didn't ask for that! I just want you to…" The Queen seems to realize that she went too far, now sounding almost apologetic, but Finn cuts in.

"I know that you didn't ask for it. It's a present. What kind of hero would I be, if I give a present only after a queen asks for it?" He truly hopes that he made his point clear. The hero feels like he would die if he must hear just another word from his loved wife.

"Just how you wanted it! Now you can go fuck your vampire without feeling guilty!" She snaps and every single word from her drives a stake through his heart.

He walks to the door of their bedroom in steady steps, unsure if his body would allow him to walk faster. Finn just want to crumble on the ground, crying his guts out, but his wife taught him perfectly how a king shows himself in front of others. He will not let her see his valuable side again, not even when it would save all of Ooo.

Finally at the door, he turns around one last time, smiling softly while his tears still fall. "Maybe I will." He doesn't mean it and he regrets saying it the second he did. He is a hero; he shouldn't say something just to hurt others.

In the taverns, the supermarkets, the streets, even the kindergartens of the Candy kingdom, there is only one topic; the divorce of the royal couple. Many couldn't believe it, they were so happy!

"I heard that Queen Bubblegum became jealous because he also talks with other girls."

"No, I heard that he actually is in an affair with the Vampire Queen!"

"Man, think about it! Do you really belief that King Finn is up to that? Do you belief that he would seriously cheat on his wife?"

This question is answered with silence. You could hear a pin drop in the interior of the tavern.

"No way!" This answer is followed with every single head in the tavern nodding.

"But who will lead us from now on?"

"Queen Bubblegum of course, King Finn married just in, after all."

"But I would like Finn to be my king. I mean, he resolved all problems Queen Bubblegum fought with. He knows how to treat different kind of people, while Queen Bubblegum is more rational and can only handle the cute kind of servants."

Again, the tavern is silent. At first, the Candy people thought that King Finn would be useless as a king, but he quickly solved all the problems in the lower-class districts of Candy people. He didn't treat them like the criminals they were at the time, but as people.

"What if he would govern his own kingdom? He will go back to his tree house in the grass lands, right? As far as I know, it doesn't belong to any kingdom. We could just follow him there and construct a city around his home. He would be the King of the grass lands!"

This idea isn't bad, not at all…

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Trennung means divorce.

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