To Eames' dismay
Bobby's sent away
He needs to take
A mental break
Ordered because he's gay.
Snafu today
Someone must pay
While out at lunch
Mike threw a punch
He did it because he's gay
Eames and Wheeler, they
Make plans and pray
But all for naught
They too are caught
And reassigned because they're gay
Pink slips convey
Things aren't okay
Poor Danny Ross
The city's loss
Retired because he's gay
New ADA?
Even she can't stay
The time has come
She must succumb
To mishap because she's gay.