This is my first ever story so please be gentle when reviewing and/or commenting. I thought I'd do a bit of a song-fic so if you like it (or don't) then please tell me and I'll try my best at making it much better in the future.
Slayamaniacs.
Chapter 1: The Warners' Introduction.
The Warners, Yakko, Wakko and Dot, are sitting in armchairs, inside a library, and they're wearing their usual attire. Yakko has a book on his lap and he was flicking through it. Also with them was Zac Efron, who was wearing a tuxedo.
"Ah, good evening everybody," Yakko began, "And welcome to our little library. Tonight, me and my siblings will tell you a tale of adventure, rescue, friendship, and most of all…"
Yakko, out of nowhere, gets out a mallet and whacks Zac Efron on the head with it and he fell down to the floor.
"…Laughter." Yakko finished off, "This story is about the time me, Wakko and Dot here met one of the strongest and bravest people we have ever met."
"You mean the Undertaker?" Wakko asked.
"No, but good guess," Yakko said, "I mean Buffy Summers, a.k.a.…"
The lights go out as Yakko said with a touch to his face, "The Slayer!"
After a moment, Dot flips the light switch and the lights go back on.
"Yeah, and we also met her friends," Wakko said, "What was their names again? I am very forgettable when it comes to names?"
"Uhhhhh…" Yakko said, "I forget too."
"It was Xander, Willow, Anya, Tara, Giles, and Spike!" Dot said, "How could you forget all of their names? It's inexcusable."
"Saids you," Yakko said, "You forgot Buffy's little sister."
"Who?" Dot asked.
"Dawn!" Wakko said, "How could you forget Dawn?! She's the point of this story!"
Dot's face goes red as she said, "Oh yeah. I forgot."
"By the way, why is Dawn the point of this story?" Wakko asked his older brother.
"You've forgotten too I see." Yakko said.
"No I haven't," Wakko said, "I was only asking because the readers don't know."
"Oh yeah, that's right," Yakko said, "Well, in our story, Buffy and the others, and us too, find out that Dawn isn't what she seems as we find out that she was a key to a heck-ish dimension and a creep called Glory want 'the key' so that she can get back home, luckily at the time, she didn't know what, or in this case who, was the key so that buyed us time.
"Speaking of time," Dot said, "Should we be hurrying up with our introduction anytime now?"
"You're right, Dot," Yakko said, "It was in the summer of 2000 and…"
"Hold on a minute," Wakko interrupted, "It wasn't that long ago was it?"
"Yep and…" Yakko said before he noticed Zac getting back up from the floor and whacked him back down with the same mallet. "…And…"
"Wait!" Dot yelled, startling both Yakko and Wakko.
"What is it, Dot?" Yakko said, "I'm trying to start the story?"
"What happened to our opening song?" Dot asked.
"Dot, this is a story," Yakko pointed out, "There's no need for songs this time."
"I know," Dot said, "But Alec, a.k.a. Toonager, the author of this fanfic, wanted to write a song-fic so I think it's best to start our story off with a song."
"Oh," Yakko said, "Well in that case, first we'll need to change the scenery for our story to begin."
Yakko pulls a rope that was dangling above him and a new background appears. The background was Sunnydale, home to Buffy Summers and her friends.
"Now, like I said," Yakko said, "It was in the summer of 2000…"
"Summer?!" Wakko exclaimed with excitement. He zoomed off and then came back a second later wearing summer clothing, swimming trunks, sun glasses and was also holding a surf board.
"Unfortunately, this story doesn't include a beach scene." Yakko explained.
"Oh great." Wakko said as he threw his surf board, backwards, and it hits David Hasselhoff.
"Whoops! Sorry David!" Wakko yelled.
"Alright, start the lyrics!" Yakko yelled.
"Huh?" Wakko and Dot said in unison.
"It's a fanfic you see so there won't be any music." Yakko said.
"Oh yeah." Wakko and Dot said.
The Warners all began to sing their story's theme song, which so happens to be a parody of their own classic theme song:
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
It's time for Slayamaniacs.
And we're slaying to the max.
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh till you collapse.
We're Slayamaniacs.
Come join the Scooby Gang and the Slayer's sister Dawn.
Just for fun we slay the vamps instead of mowing our lawn.
We saved the world so many times it made us yawn.
But we won't stop til the vampires drop, they're as weak as yarn.
We're Slayamaniacs.
Dawn is sweet and Buffy whacks.
Xander packs away the knick-knacks.
While Spike plays the axe.
We're Slayamaniacs.
Meet the nerdy trio who wants to rule the Universe.
Glory wants Dawn but we'll give her something much more worse.
The first is on our trail which looks like a bad curse.
The fanfic's flipped, we have no script, why bother to rehearse.
We're Slayamaniacs.
We have pay or slay contracts.
We're slaying to the max.
There's weapons in our slacks.
We're Slayamainy.
Totally slainy.
Fanfic crazy.
Slayamaniacs.
Begin the first act.
"Now that's what I called an introduction," Yakko said, "But it's missing something."
The Warner siblings thought for a second, trying to figure out what their intro is missing.
"Candy?" Wakko asked with one bucket in each hand full of candy.
"Candy." Yakko said agreeing with his younger brother.
That was the introduction to my first ever story so if you want to read the actual story then don't worry about it. I'll be uploading each chapter weekly so chapter 2 will be up next week (29/11/2016). See you next week!
