Yo, it's me again, Megaphone. Kills. You.
I SHOULD be wrting other fanfictions. I SHOULD be more friendly. I SHOULD start learning for my Math class test. I SHOULD stop being so lazy. There are many things I SHOULD be doing and SHOULD NOT be doing. But this doesn't mean that I do/don't.
This is a rather poor attempt at practicing writing humor (because my sense of humor stops making sense and being funny the second I write it down. Or vocalize it, for that matter), stop writing too often for "Blame it on the bootlaces", since I don't want to write too crappy chapters, and finally because those ideas keep attacking me at the worst times of the day. Like in Maths class. Or when I SHOULD pay attention to something important my mom tells me.
But just because humor will ALSO appear, that won't stop me from writing a few angsty One Shots à la moi, so prepare for some random mushy-ness and sometimes pointless angsty-ness.
So this is basically a collection of AU-One Shots about every single character. I'll try to update as often as possible. Oh, and don't hesitate to tell me if you have an idea for which AU to use for which character. That'd be a great help :)
The Wonders of Wonderland
Giggles figured that following the strange yellow rabbit with the pink bunny slippers had probably not been her wisest decision.
That was her opinion after all the shrinking, growing and meeting the weirdest of people she had been through so far.
She remembered the guy who had smoked like a chimney throughout their whole conversation, the mere memory making her cough.
And how could she forget about 'The Cheshire Cats'? Two obnoxious twin brothers who had stalked her for quite a while, and though they were called 'cats', they reminded her more of raccoons. They kept on scaring or provoking her, and she was really angry with the two by now. Not to mention that they stole her wallet.
Meeting the self-declared "Mad Hatter" had not been a more pleasant experience. He was attending to a tea party, which could have actually been one, hadn't he exchanged tea and pastry with lots and lots of candy. One of his eyes was pitch-black, but the other one was a lime-green and it bounced and it rolled and danced in its socket. She knew he was high on sugar once he asked her why a raven is like a writing-desk. His companion, a girl clutching a pickle with a small cylinder and an equally small curled mustache, wasn't any better for she spoke to the green thing as if he was a person, so the female decided to decline their invitation to join them.
So now, after all this, the rabbit had eventually led her to a great, proud castle and Giggles waited to see a princess or any nobles. Yet all she spotted was a light blue moose, ripping out a flowerbed. Shocked and angered by this horrible deed, she demanded to know why he was doing this.
"Oh, the king ordered by to plant trees here, but you see, I accidentally confused it with another order to plant flowers! He'll have my head if it ever comes out!" he wailed, tearing out yet another colorful flower by the roots. Just then she recognized the panic in his eyes and her anger turned into pity. So the maiden aided, albeit reluctantly, the gardener until the king arrived, in all his glory.
His attire was not as pompous as she'd thought it to be; the crown adorned with jewels rested upon his head of course, but instead of expensive gowns, he wore a common soldier's uniform. He seemed very friendly; he greeted her and smiled at her. Suddenly, another person appeared by his side and Giggles gasped at the similarity between them. From head to toe, this stranger was almost identical to the king, save for his yellow green-ish eyes and his teeth that seemed like rows of little knives.
He looked at her and his eyes narrowed dangerously. "Pink." She unconsciously played with the hem of her rose-colored dress. The king's doppelganger stood still for a moment.
Then he screeched "OFF WITH THE HEAD!"