In English Last Year, We Had To Choose Two Characters And Make Them Have An Argument. I Chose Envy And Ed, Who Argued About Their Life. The Setting Is Gluttony's Stomach, As I Thought It Would Be An Interesting Place For An Argument. Just To Let You Know, It's In The Form Of A Script As That Was What We Were Meant To Do. It Is Slightly AU As Well
FAde In:
Gluttony's Stomach
Envy and Edward are trapped in Gluttony's stomach.
Edward:
This is all your fault. If you hadn't tried to create a Philosophers Stone, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Envy:
This is not my fault, O'chibi-san
Edward:
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL SOMEONE COULD EAT HIM!
Envy:
You, but I don't see where you got it from. Your father was tall, wasn't he?
Edward:
How should I know? Hoenhiem walked out on my family, he didn't even show up at Mum's funeral
Envy:
Well, Hoenhiem also walked out on my mother
Edward:
AT LEAST YOUR MOTHERS STILL ALIVE!
Envy:
She may be alive, but she didn't treat me well. YOU were lucky, you got to grow up with your mother
Edward:
My mother died, leaving Al and I alone, and when we tried to bring her back, Al lost his body. Now, Al is a suit of armor with a soul and I have a metal arm and leg. AND, a homunculus is now using our mother's body. How is that lucky?
Envy:
That may not be lucky, but it sure as hell is better than my life
eDWARD:
You're over 400 years old, how can my life be better than yours. I had to take care of myself and my brother
Envy:
Oh blah, blah, blah. Stop complaining. Nothing is worse than the life of a homunculus, NOTHING!
eDWARD:
[Scoffs] Right
Envy:
We constantly have to hide an-
Edward:
[Cuts Envy off] You have the power to shape-shift, you can hide anywhere
Envy:
Just because I can do that, doesn't mean the others can
Edward:
You care about them? Homunculi don't have souls, you don't care about anyone
Envy:
That doesn't matter, we're all the same. We die and someone attempts to bring us back to life. They fail, and we are left to suffer
Edward:
...
FAde Out
The End
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