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A/N: Just a small fic that will be about 6 chapters worth. Having a brief writer's block with my other stories. The fact that CM Punk has gone AWOL does not help either! Well, anyway, hope you guys enjoy this silly fic!

One.

AJ Lee could attest to the fact that she was not a stalker. She had a ten point summary at the ready to prove that what she sometimes found herself doing, was not considered creepy or stalkerish. She liked to call it an appreciation of fine specimens.

Fine specimens that were in fact the Shield.

They just didn't know it.

Or maybe they did, because AJ swore that some of the things they did was a conscious effort to gain attention. In particular, their pre-match warm up. That was what had started this whole mess in the first place. She had been sitting in the gorilla area waiting for her match some weeks ago, when the three members of the Shield decided to start warming up right near her. Now she's only human, and you could only watch Seth Rollins bend over so many times, before you decided to take a peek at his ass. And by peek, she meant a good long hard stare and appreciation.

It was the black pants, she was sure of it.

Now ever since then, AJ found herself lurking in the gorilla area to see if she could catch them warming up. The only problem was that the gorilla area was not the most inconspicuous area to find a safe vantage point to watch the Shield. And AJ was a small woman. It was something she was proud of. But right now, it was serving her to a huge disadvantage because every single giant Superstar just had to be cohabiting the gorilla area, which means she had to find higher ground. Higher ground being an equipment box that she was now perched on precariously to see over Ryback's oafish frame so she could ogle at Roman Reigns and his shiny hair.

Her dark eyes flickered between the three men clad in black and her tongue flicked out to lick her suddenly dry lips. If the Creative team ever decided for the Shield to lose their black outfits, she was sure that she would lead a protest. AJ wasn't sure what it was but the more clothes that these men wore, the more appealing they were to her. And was Seth wearing long sleeves? She smiled to herself. Yes, she had certainly picked a good night to seek them out. AJ was slightly impressed that no one had noticed her yet and she hummed to herself as she watched Dean crouch down to do some push ups on his fingers. She craned her head higher to see over the top of another Superstar - Seriously, people, get out of the way - before a set of breasts blocked her vision.

With a shriek, she overbalanced to one side, her hands reaching out to steady herself on the equipment box, "Jesus, Nicole," breathed the young Diva, "You can't just go around and shove those things in people's face."

The older woman's lips curled into a smirk, "John doesn't seem to complain."

AJ shot an exasperated look at the Bella twin, "Clearly, I'm not John."

Nikki Bella rolled her eyes, folding her arms across her chest, "Clearly." She raised an eyebrow at AJ, "What are you doing?"

"Stretching." AJ smiled, inwardly. Damn, she was fast.

"On an equipment box?"

"Obviously."

"For the match you don't have?"

AJ had never known what a deer in the headlights look was but she was pretty sure she was pulling one now. How was she going to explain this to Nikki? Wait, what was she thinking. She couldn't explain this to Nikki. This was Nikki Bella. The woman would have a field day over the fact she was stalking the Shield. Looking, not stalking, she cursed herself. Any other Diva she would maybe let them in on her secret. Actually, that was a lie. She couldn't tell Natalya because Natalya has only ever ogled one man and that was TJ. And AJ didn't think she would be a fan of this at all and she'd probably hold some type of intervention. She couldn't tell Naomi because she was practically married to Roman's cousin and she knows how grapevines work, and one ill-timed blurt and Roman could catch wind of her activities. And God only knows what would happen then. And she definitely couldn't tell Cameron because.. well because it was Cameron.

Her only best option was to feign stupidity. Plastering a confused look on her face and letting out an embarassed laugh, she clambered down off the equipment box. Tossing her hair over her shoulder, she smiled at Nikki, "Got my days mixed up! Thanks Nikki!"

As she skipped down the hallway, Nikki watched her with curiousity. Nikki Bella wasn't a stupid woman. And she knew AJ wasn't either. Something was seriously up with the young Diva's Champion. Sometimes Nikii actually believed that AJ was slightly crazy like her onscreen character and judging by the way she acted just then, Nikki had a strong case. Spinning on her heel, she turned to face the way AJ was looking, trying to see what on earth had the young woman on top of an equipment box. Her eyes scanned the gorilla area before she caught sight of her boyfriend John Cena talking to Dean Ambrose. John met her eyes and waved at her and she waved back, a small laugh escaping her as Dean sent her a cheeky wink.

And then she paused, staring at Dean and his two stablemates. In exactly the spot that AJ was facing moments ago.

A smirk crossed Nikki's face. Oh this was going to be good.

Since the gorilla area had become AJ's new hang out, the fact that Stephanie McMahon wanted to have a meeting with several of the Divas somewhere else, was seriously ruining her plans of Shield Appreciation Night. But at least she'd be able to concentrate without staring at Dean Ambrose's arms. That was until Nikki had suggested they do the meeting in the gorilla area so that Stephanie could be on hand for other staff members if anything went wrong during the live broadcast of Raw. AJ didn't have a problem with that. As long as the Shield were not too close to her. Except, they were too close to her. Because Nikki managed to move the small gathering of Divas and Stephanie McMahon right in front of where the Shield were warming up.

In every set of twins, they say there is an evil one. And judging by the smirk on Nikki's face, AJ was sure that she was the evil one. And that she was onto AJ's new found past time. Feigning a look of innocence, AJ stood in front of Stephanie and listened carefully to the outline for the Divas' Division for the next few weeks. Much to her delight, she was remaining Champion and Tamina was remaining as the Diesel to her Shawn Michaels. She turned to flash Tamina a wide smile, happy to continue partnering with the older woman. But as she turned back to face Stephanie, her dark eyes caught sight of something that she was not prepared for.

Seth Rollins had a water bottle.

And he wasn't drinking from it.

Trying to concentrate on Stephanie McMahon's speech about trying to improve the Diva's division was especially hard when Seth Rollins was practically showering in front of her. Oh and now, he was passing the bottle of water to Roman to pour over his head. AJ chewed her lip, trying to control herself. Her eyes flickered between Stephanie and the three men behind her - Oh great, now Ambrose had the bottle. She could practically feel her ovaries exploding at the sight. She watched intently as Dean poured the water over his head, running his hand through his hair to slick it back against his head. Either this meeting had to end soon or their pre-match ritual had to end because AJ was slowly losing her mind.

"God, I wish I was that water bottle."

"Excuse me, April?"

Oh sweet Jesus, she'd said that aloud. It was as if time froze around AJ Lee and she blinked at her boss, Stephanie McMahon. The older woman had raised an eyebrow at the young woman and AJ had no idea what to do at that moment. She glanced around her at the Divas participating in the meeting and their reactions were enough to make her slightly laugh in embarassment at the situation. Natalya looked slightly mortified. Standard, thought April. Brie was trying not to laugh. Trying being the key word because April swore her shoulders were shaking a little too hard. Naomi and Cameron looked absolutely stunned.. and a little proud, but April couldn't concentrate right now because Nikki was grinning way too gleefully.

Way too gleefully.

This was not going to end well.

A/N: Let me know what you think!