Disclaimer: its not mine
a/n: so before you read this i just want every one to know that i am a red head so i know exactly what its like to be a red head. also i need a beta so if anyone wants to help me out just let me know
Confessions of a Teenage…
Red Head
Prologue
I, Lily Evans am a red head. Yes that's right a red head. Now you might be thinking as you read this who cares? I mean lots of people have red hair. Well let me tell you being a red head is hard work. Ask any red head and that's what they will tell you, even the fake red heads will tell you that. So I decided (being the nice person that I am) to write a documentary on being a red head. Helping people all around the world understand red heads.
In this documentary you will see a day to day log of a professional red head (Me!). This will allow blondes, brunettes, and people with black hair, sorry I don't know the term for that, to see a red head in her natural environment. Also there will be tips and guides on how to interact with a red head in the real world. I hope that after reading this people all across the land will finally understand us red heads and will think twice about calling us carrot top.
NOTE: THIS IS THE OPINON OF ONLY ONE REDHEAD! If you are a red head and don't agree or are offended by anything in this documentary don't come complaining to me; because I really don't care. Also if after reading this and you try to become with a red head based on anything in this documentary, the writer is not responsible for any actions of the red head such as face slapping or yelling. Thank you.
Warning: THIS DOCUMENTARY IS SOME ONE'S PERSONAL THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS. THERE WILL BE LOADS OF VIOLENCE, ANGREY YELLING AND CRUD LANGUAGE. CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF THIRTEEN SHOULD NOT READ THIS WITH OUT PARENTAL QUIDENCE.