Taken
It was a Saturday afternoon and the Griffins were in the car on the way to the mall to buy Chris some new shoes since he had recently ruined them to use as breaks to stop his bike.
"I'm bored" moaned Peter.
"Already, we've only just left the driveway" replied Lois.
"I get bored very easily Lois" Protested Peter "how about we play I spy."
"Cool, I-spy" said Chris,clapping his hands excitedly "me first,me first."
"Ok Chris, you go first" said peter.
"I spy with my little eye,something begining with.... D."
"Is it a doughnut?" asked Peter.
"No."
"A dead Lois?" asked Stewie. Chris shook his head.
"A dog?" asked Meg.
"Yes, it's a dog, it's Brian" said Chris. Brian rolled his eyes.
"Oh ha ha very funny" he said sarcasticly "how much further until we get there?."
"We're nearly there Brain" said Lois.
"Ah good, because I need to go to the bathroom" the talking Dog said " and I don't want to do it in the car."
About ten minutes later, they arrived at the mall and Brian went to answer the call of nature behind a bush.
"Ok peter, I'm going to take Chris to get his new shoes, why don't you take Stewie to the toy store" said Lois, handing Stewie over to peter.
"Oh good job Lois" he stated sarcasticly "leaving me with the fat-man, he is very irresponsible,don't you even know what happened last time?."
Cue cutaway
Peter is at the park feeding some Ducks.
"Come on you Ducks,come and eat the bread,come on you bastards,don't make me come in there" said Peter angrily "Damnit, they arn't even eating the damn bread Stewie,why don't you try and,Stewie,hey Stewie where are you?." He looks and saw that Stewie had got his head stuck in the metal fence.
"Damn you fat man, you were supposed to be keeping an eye on me, now look what has happened,I've got my bloody head stuck in this blasted fence and I'm getting pecked by Ducks."
End Cutaway.
Lois, Meg and Chris had gone to the shoe shop to buy Chris's new shoes, Brian had to wait outside because the Mall didn't allow dogs in so he waited in a bar, drinking Martinis and Peter had taken Stewie to the toy store. It was a big place and peter was getting excited at all the toys he had seen and even kept stopping every five minutes to play with them.
"Hehehehehehehehehe" he giggled as he kept pressing the button on a talking doll.
"I LOVE YOU MAMMA" said the Doll. Stewie was starting to get bored.
"Hey fatman, can we go now, I'm bored and I want some food because I'm hungry" he demanded. Peter had gotten bored playing with the doll and stated that it wasn't his thing so he decided to go to the Computer games section.
"Hey Stewie,wanna go look at some Computer games?" he asked the infant. Before Stewie could protest, peter had lifted him from the ground and carried him to the games section. When they got there, Peter got all giddy again and saw a large pac-man machine.
"Oh boy, pac-man, I haven't played that game in ages." He put Stewie on the ground and ran to the Pac-man machine and started playing on it.
"OI FATMAN, HAVEN'T YOU FORGOTTEN SOMEBODY?" yelled Stewie,but peter didn't take any notice because he was too engrossed in the game so Stewie hung out near some X-boxes and waited until peter had decided to finish. He was day-dreaming about shooting Lois's brains out when he felt a pair of hands grab him.
"What the deuce?" he said and noticed a greasy haired obese woman had grabbed him "who the hell are you?" he demanded. Without saying anything, the woman hid Stewie under her coat as he cried out for Peter and quickly dashed out of the toy-store. Peter who was still engrossed in the game had not realised that Stewie had just been kidnapped. Unfortuantly, he had lost and got bored.
"Oh well, come on Stewie, how about we get some lunch?." He turned around and realised that Stewie was gone.
"Stewie, where are you?" he called out. He started running all over the toy-store searching for his Baby, but he was no-where to be found.
"Lois is going to kill me" he stated.
Meanwhile, Stewie was in a car with the woman who had snatched him from the toy-store.
"I demand that you take me back now" he ordered,pointing at the woman "this is very illegal what you're doing." He tried hitting the obese woman but couldn't reach because he was buckled in rather tight.
"Calm down little fellow, you're a very fussy little guy arn't you?" she said in a thick texan accent.
"Look here you fat bitch, if you don't take me back to the toy store right now, I will destroy you" he warned, pointing at the woman who ignored his comment and continued to drive on.
Back at the mall, Peter had just informed Lois that Stewie had gone missing.
"Where did he go peter, where did you last see him?" Lois asked.
"We went to the computer games section and I turned my back on him for about ten minutes and when I turned around, he was gone."
"You were supposed to keep an eye on him Peter, anything could have happened to him" said Lois who was now starting to panic.
"Oh my god" said meg "my baby brother is gone."
"Calm down meg, we need to go to the Police and inform them" said Lois who was trying her best to keep cam but was starting to grow increasingly worried.
The fat woman had taken Stewie to a block of flats about two miles away from the store and was carrying the struggling Infant up a flight of stairs.
"Unhand me this instance,put me down this instance" he demanded as he tried to break free "god you stink, what do you wash your hair with, piss?." The woman bought him into an un-tidy flat where her husband was waiting.
"Dave, I'm home" she called. When she first walked into the room, the first thing that Dave got a glimspe of was Stewie.
"Who is that Helen?" he asked.
"This Dave" said Helen "is our son." Stewie looked shocked when he heard this and from that moment, began plotting his escape.