Chapter 1: I quit

I'm twenty four years old and I'm also bored as hell. My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I'm the Hokage of Konoha. It was a child's dream to wish for such a thing and now I am here to pay my debts, like a store owner paying the Mafia.

"I hate my job..." I said, grabbing the stacks of papers from my assistant, "Ino, when are we going to that beautiful place called, vacation!"

Ino looks at me and laughs, "You don't have vacation until another thirty years."

"Another thirty years?!" I said with disbelief. They don't understand who's Uzumaki Naruto if they believe I'm signing papers for thirty years. Have they forgotten that I was the first one who drawn a beard at my own face of the mountain!

Ino nods her head and quickly hands me another stack. I watch it. I watch it tease me with it's words and it's ink. I freaking hate these papers and it was like something demonic possessed me because I knocked those papers aside.

I stood up on my desk with one fist in the air like a lion claiming it's territory and with my large, manly scream I declare to the world of ninja, every world for that matter that I, Uzumaki Naruto, "QUIT!"

I get off my desk and walk out the door as Ino stares at me awkwardly, "You quit..." It takes a moment for the information to register in her brain because of how awesomely and epically I said it. "You can't quit!" she jumps off her desk and heads right at me, but I'm too quick for her, right when she could pinch my ear and throw me aside.

I didn't allow.

I smoothly dodge her and laugh as she falls to the ground, "Is that all you got?"

"NARUTO!" she screams and I frighteningly get away.

I've escaped the grasp of death before, but Ino is a lot tougher and has more consequences. When I finally get away, I instantly flexed my muscles and started cockily acting like I'm the man. What of it? I could act that way. I'm done being Hokage, give the role to Gaara, he can be a Kage for two villages.

Stinking rat didn't tell me how boring this job is. I swear when I first saw him he was all like, "Oh my god, being Kazekage is so fun, like, in your face Naruto. I'm a Kage and you're not."

Okay, maybe it wasn't like that, but it's certainly around that area.

My Naruto senses started tingling and I could hear the sound of women voices patrolling the area. They sound too familiar to forget. It's the women alliance to keep me in check, consisting of the following:

Sakura: Pink headed madness.

Hinata: I don't know why she changed.

Ino: I'm going to tell you right now, I did not give her that assistant position.

Ten-ten: I didn't read enough in the Manga to find out how she really is. (oops broke a wall)

And Sai: I'm pretty sure he's just there to watch me suffer.

I don't know what I did wrong, sure I fought tooth and nail for the Hokage title. I know I wouldn't shut up about it for my whole life, but things change man, things change. You think I'm still in love with Sakura, hell no, I went out with Hinata for a while, but like I said, the girl changed.

She started being bossy, making sure I'm dressing right. I don't know if this is too early and people are still feminine about this subject, but if Neji could have squeezed in that extra info that his cousin was a precise freak...

It would've helped out a lot, that's all I'm saying.

I then found a weird opening beneath one of the broken buildings I'm hiding in and decided to check it out. I went in and found out it's actually an opening to the outside of Konoha, like what the hell, who put this here. I wonder if Pain found out that there was an opening here during his invasion, we wouldn't be talking right now.

I'm now really curious why everyone who decided to destroy Konoha into tiny bits, and only to have it escape with an inch of their lives, didn't surprise attack us by using this entrance. I want to know about security as well. Why are we allowing people to invade Konoha like it's nothing. If Konoha was going to be a big problem for every villain, including the Akatsuki.

Pain literary destroyed Konoha by himself, imagine how it'd be if we add Itachi into that mess, or even Tobi. My head is starting to hurt so I just decided to forget about it and move on. It's time to turn a new leaf and it's sure not going to be in Konoha anymore.

I walk outside in the wilderness and travel deeper into the forest. I wonder what's going to be ahead of me in this adventure. I hope it's finally interesting.

Okay, so if you like please leave a review and this novel isn't meant to be taken seriously. I just like writing this way out of boredom. I actually enjoyed writing this, so I hope you enjoyed reading. If it's rude, just accept it.