Chapter 1: A Hedgehog and An Echidna
"Talk about a smooth landing!" said a cloaked, red figure. The other figure happened to also be cloaked…but was the color blue. "What are you talking about! I almost wet my cloak!" said the blue one. The red one was quick to snap back: "Oh! Like you could do any better?" "Of course I can!" said the blue one, getting really mad.
Suddenly, a robot came in and greeted them, "Hello! Welcome to the amazing ship of the viceroy! We hope you enjoy your stay and hope you don't kill anyone or get killed!" Then, it left to get them some hot cocoa. The two figures took off their hoods to reveal it was Knuckles-Gon Jinn, and Sonic-Wan Kenobi. To make it easier…we'll call them Knuckles and Sonic.
Sonic had already forgotten their plan, so asked what it was. Knuckles replied, "We knock out the robot, take the free hot cocoa, and run!" "Why do I keep forgetting?" asked Sonic, to himself. Under his breath you could hear Knuckles reply, "Because you're an idiot!" Soon, the robot came in and Sonic hit it in the head with a tray lying on the ground. "I forget! The robot's made of titanium!" The robot didn't even realize what had happened. "Here's your cocoa boys!" it said. Knuckles said thank you then quickly took out his light saber.
One quick slash and the robot was in two pieces and "not computing". Sonic took out his and tried stabbing it in the head, but missed all 746 times. Knuckles quickly took care of it, and they grabbed their hot cocoa and ran to their ship. Unfortunately, it was being inspected by Storm Troopers. "Great! They found us!" yelled Sonic. Knuckles pulled him down just in time not to be seen. Some of the Storm Troopers went to inspect what was going on.
Knuckles told Sonic, "I'll go start up the ship, you distract the guards by asking for hot dogs!" Sonic thought it over for a minute. "But what if I get killed?" Knuckles quickly replied, "hopefully…you will!" then ran toward the ship. Finally, the guards found Sonic. "Um…hello…can I get three hot dogs, please?" The guard looked at him for a moment then finally said, "…sure!" The guard walked over to the concession stand and took out four hot dogs (being a guard is hungry work). Sonic walked over to the ship with his three hot dogs.
"Why did you get three hot dogs?" asked Knuckles. Sonic replied, "I'm a growing boy!" They left, but Knuckles was disappointed because Sonic was still alive. Knuckles last hope to get rid of his apprentice was to sell him back to Rent-An-ApprenticeÔ. Unfortunately, it was run by the head of the Jedi Council, Chao-da. It was Knuckles only hope.
Once they finally reached the Jedi Council room, they met up with Chao-da. Knuckles begged, "PLEASE! Take him back! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!" Chao-da had this to say: "Sorry, no refunds. I told you he would be annoying." Chao-da quickly added, "Now, go to find a weird looking thingy-merbobber named Jar Jar Stinks." Knuckles was a little worried, "Is he annoying like Sonic?" Chao-da was quick to assure him, "No, he's just mentally retarded…he can't seem to talk right." Knuckles was now really worried, "Oh, no…" Sonic jumped for joy and clapped his hands, "Yay! A new friend!"
The two Jedi's got back on their ship, and left for Naboo…home of the mentally retarded gungans. Sonic got bored quickly and started a song, "99 bottles of coke on the wall, 99 bottles of coke…" Knuckles got annoyed quickly, and had Sonic go to the back of the ship and sit in the corner. Knuckles thought his problem was solved, but after reaching Naboo, his problem was just beginning…