Um… I don't know what to say. I do realize that I have other things I should be working on, but it's not coming to me right now. This, however, is.
Sasuke watched as Naruto laughed at absolutely nothing. "Dobe, what the hell are you doing? And why do your eyes look red?" What did his boyfriend get into this time?
Naruto turned his head towards Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun! You see, I was on my way here from Ichiraku's when…"
*** Flashback ***
Naruto paid for his ramen and decided to pay Sasuke a visit. Everybody knows the teme needed company.
Anyways, he was just walking all innocently and naïve when he passed a dark alleyway. Out of the darkness he heard a voice. "Pst, Blondie. Come here for a minute."
Naruto, knowing he had time to spare, decided that a little detour wouldn't hurt anyone. As he got closer, the blonde saw more details of the strange man. He was tall, wore a long black trench coat, a black hat, dark sunglasses, and was carrying a black briefcase.
"Did you want something?" Naruto asked.
"I have something that I think you might like," the stranger said as he set his briefcase down to open his coat. He took out a small plastic bag filled with white… stuff. It kind of looked like powder from where Naruto was standing.
"What is it?"
"What it's called doesn't matter. What it does is what you should be asking about."
"Okay, so what does it do?"
"It gives you a sort of high."
"High?"
The guy sweat-dropped. (but only behind his head, where it couldn't be seen by Naruto). "It makes you feel really good and happy. It will usually make you hyper, too."
Naruto thought for a moment. Sasuke would kill him if Naruto went to his house more hyper than he usually it. A mischievous grin spread across his face. This would be funny. "All right! I'll take it."
The man smiled and handed Naruto four bags. "Ten dollars." (Because I don't feel like conversing anything right now)
"Here you go!"
"Pleasure doing business with you, Blondie."
Naruto proceeded to skip to Sasuke's, only to end up sitting on his porch waiting for him. (Because Sasuke refused to give Naruto a key in fear he'd burn the house down if he was alone.) He decided it was a good time to 'investigate' the white stuff that would get him high.
*** End Flashback ***
"And here I am, waiting for you," Naruto said with a grin.
"You got four bags for ten dollars?"
"Yup! Why, was that too much?"
"Actually, it was really cheap. Let me see it."
"OH! Is Sasuke-kun going to get high with me?"
"No, I'm going to figure out how you got it so cheap. Now, hand it over."
Naruto shrugged and handed Sasuke his last bag. He brought it closer to his face. "Dobe, this isn't powder."
"I said it looked like powder, not that it was."
Ignoring Naruto's comment, Sasuke kept going. "It looks more like… crystals. Small crystals. Like sug…" Sasuke paled as he hurriedly opened the bag and sniffed it. He paled a little more; his suspicions were being confirmed. One more test - please let it test negative - Sasuke tasted it. Positive.
"Sasuke-kun? What's wrong?" Naruto asked when he saw his already pale boyfriend pale some more.
"Naruto. You're on a (du du dunnn~) sugar high."