The Doctor-less Life of Amy Pond
When Amelia Pond was seven, she dreamt of a life travelling amongst the stars, seeing impossible places with an impossible, wonderful man. Her dreams were always forgotten before she awoke.
(When Amelia Pond was seven, a mad man with a box saved her from the monster beyond the crack in her wall, after attacking every single bit of food in the house. He then disappeared, leaving only an empty promise of five minutes.)
When Amelia Pond was eight, she forced Rory Williams to dress as a doctor and play games with her. He complied, if only because he liked to hear her laugh.
(When Amelia Pond was eight, she went through four different psychiatrists, each lasting a shorter time than their predecessor. They told her that her mad man wasn't real; she bit them.)
When Amy (Amelia was too childish) Pond was thirteen, she realised that she liked Rory Williams. This puzzled her, for he was the most plain boy she knew.
(When Amy Pond was thirteen, Rory decided that he would be a doctor when he was older, to impress her.)
When Amy Pond was fifteen, she had her first kiss with Rory under the oak tree behind the school.
(When Amy Pond was fifteen, she tried making a Rory doll to go with the Raggedy Doctor and Amelia dolls. She eventually threw her attempt in the bin.)
When Amy Pond was eighteen, she became a kissogram. Rory did his nursing degree and continued to be Amy's "kind of" boyfriend.
(When Amy Pond was eighteen, Rory tried his best to get as close to being a doctor as he could.)
When Amy Pond was nineteen, Rory became a nurse at the local hospital, which for some reason both pleased and saddened Amy.
(When Amy Pond was nineteen, her imaginary friend came back. She promptly hit him with a cricket bat and handcuffed him to a radiator. He saved the planet in twenty minutes before leaving her, again.)
When Amy Pond was twenty, Rory proposed to her in a fancy Italian restaurant. He had saved up the majority of his wages for months to buy the engagement ring.
(When Amy Pond was twenty, thoughts of a man with ridiculous hair flitted through her mind before she accepted Rory's proposal.)
When Amy Pond was twenty-one, she married Rory Williams, though she couldn't help but feel that someone was missing.
(When Amy Pond was twenty-one, she ran off with the Doctor the day before her wedding.)
When Amy Pond became Mrs. Pond, she cried as she remembered her imaginary friend.