I was writing a bit of parody-drabble featuring Neville, and Ron trying to get a man-cleavage (don't even ask), and when I saved it I came across a file called "whats my name again a song for Lockhart". Curious, as I had forgotten all about it, I opened it to find a half-finished Blink-182/Harry Potter parody song. It would appear that after I wrote "The Broom Show" (based upon Blink-182's "The Rock Show"), I decided to try my hand at other Blink/Potter songfic-parodies. So here it is: a silly little song about Lockhart and the effects of Obliviate and a broken wand. Enjoy.
What's My Name Again? A song for Gilderoy Lockhart
They look me out; it was a dark school night,
I walked with Ron, Harry's in the moonlight.
We got to the girl's loos; Harry spoke to a tap,
Then I was sliding down a sink…
And that's about the time it started to stink,
My robes were precious and made of mink.
I can't believe that I lost my wand!
Where the hell is Hermione?
They say that "Lockhart" is my name.
But what's my name again?
What's my name again?
We were there in the chamber,
Ron's wand backfired and caused some danger.
Now Harry's got to go and fight the basilisk.
"It really is quite filthy down here…"
And that's about the time I thought I'd drunk some beer,
Ron hit me upside the ear.
My golden curls are so knotty!
What the hell is a Banshee?
They say that "Lockhart" is my name.
But what's my name again?
What's my name again?
Then Harry came back to me,
It would appear that he found Ginny.
Hooray for Fawkes and for Dumbledore!
They say I've lost some memory.
I'm going to a hospital.
Where's Mungo's again?
What's Mungo's again?
What's Mungo's again?
What's my name again?