Ok, note this is my first fanfic. this idea came in the middle of a very, very, boring math lesson. so enjoy. and yes it is a rip off.)
Disclaimer:I don't own Lord of the Rings; i never will. ( but if i did, Legolas is mine: book or movie. i don't mind;)
There is one Equation,
That was made in a study.
It will balance everything,
And in Math bind them.
Long ago, in the fires of Mount Teacher in the Kingdom of Algebra, in the study of numbers, an equation was made. It took hundreds of mathematicians to calculate but it claimed thousands of mathematicians' lives before it even made sense. What was attempted was near impossible; an equation so complicated; it was dangerous. This equation would imprison all whom read it to do math forever! And this is where the story begins…
The kingdoms around the Kingdom of Algebra were against this equation. Even as it was developed the Gamers, Couch Potatoes, Words, Movies, Sports and the Artists joined together to steal and destroy the one Equation. These races that fought each other combined.
The final battle was fought on the Plains of Polynomials. In one corner we had the Radicals, Fractions, Whole and Natural numbers. In the other corner we had the Sports, Movies, Gamers and Couch Potatoes of the Empire of Fun. Joined with the Empire of Fun were the Verbs, Adjectives, Nouns and Words of the English Realm.
With weapons of numbers, equipment, joysticks, keyboards, dictionaries, movies and soapies they fought for the fate of the future.
Dictionaries went flying, sums captured; surfboard shields and hockey swords clashed against pencil swords and math books.
Then it happened. The King of Algebra, Lord Variable, stepped into the fight. He wielded the complete Equation. Thousands of rebels and races died by his homework. It seemed that life would be math. That was when Anglais, son of Eng-lish, Prince of the English Realm used his skills of the dictionary and the pen to cut-off Lord Variable's hands. The equation fell and the math book closed. The Empire of Fun and the English Realm had won!
After the battle the English Realm claimed the math book with the equation in it. Instead of destroying it; he kept it for himself as a family heirloom as well as his empty pen. But was evil; and evil attracts evil to do evil which makes evil.
Anglais was murdered, and the Equation lost. Time then did what it does best. It buried the Equation and over the years it was forgotten. Life moved on and everyone but the eternal Movies forgot. Alliances were broken and the Line of Anglais was lost. But life moved on.
OK, end os first chappie. did you like it? enjoy it? love it? or am i an excuse for a writer like my :ahem: "my friends" :ahem: say? please review!
Sabriel Singh