Hey all!!! new story abaout a girl named Kay and Her adventures in Mirkwood.

Disclaimer: All of the characters and half the locations you see here are property of J.R.R. Tolkien, except for Kay (K), Ye Old Forgotten Theme Park, and to half of the plot. I feel so much obliged... (get pushed off of the disclaimer by eager readers who want their corny Love Story)... Fine Fine, Here is Don't Forget Me Chapter 1...

Don't Forget Me Chapter One:

Ye Old Forgotten Theme Park

Kay looked up from her cartoon as Mr. Thompson started to talk. She was sitting In 8th Period waiting for the Fucking Bell to ring. "So, They have decided to open the theme park on First Avenuelane For the One Night this saturday, and I just thought you would be interested, so please sit and talk quietly untill the bell rings, and don't mind if you hear my moaning about how my Life has been one Huge Mental..." Blah Blah Blah. That was Mr. Thompson. Always being a middle-aged crisis gone wrong. Kay thought that the bit about the ThemePark was Interesting, So she decided she would Grab a couple of friends and check it out.

The Cartoon she had been drawing, Was the liking of a sock that smelt with Mr.Thompson's Face on it saying "My Life Is Just One Huge Smelly Sock" Just in case anyone was wondering. Hey man! Who Are you to judge? anyway... Back to the Present...

You think Being In 12th grade would have made her grow up and not be so immature? Naw... Not Kay. Neither her Friends Claudia and Gretch, For that matter.. But they were avid pranksters and liked to bend the rules...Never Break them.. May I add, But Just bend them, So that if they get caught, they always had a way out.

Oh yeah... Heres for Descriptions... K (A/N:I'm calling her K for the rest of the fic,It's easier..) K had Shoulder-length Dirty Blonde (The color) Hair with streaks Of Red and lighter blond in it. Her Eyes were Light Emerald. Claudia had waist length Platnium Blonde Hair and deep brown eyes. Gretch(Short for Gretchen) Had short Black Hair Pulled out into a wave And Dark Blue eyes.

So. The Fucking Bell Rang already, And K was off to get her bookbag and meet the other two ata the theme park that night, To see If they Could Screw-up the Park so It wouldn't be open tommorrow night and dappen the dreams of Several 4 year olds...Tehehe.

She reached her home and hurriedly waited for 8.at about 7:45, She headed down the stairs and to the door.

"Mom! I'm going To Go Fuck UP a Themepark"

"Ok honey! Wear clean underwear!"

Closing the door behing her, She smiled.' I knew there was a reason I love my mom!!' she thought as she rounded out the corner and Down the long Deserted Pathway to Ye Old Theme Park.

Over the entrance to the park wa sa sign that read:

THIS BE YE OLDE -FORGOTTEN THEME PERK THAT WAS SHUT -DOWN- BECAUSE- IT- HAS -A PORTAL -TO- MIDDLE -EARTH -IN -IT. ENJOY!!

'Strange'she thought to herself as she stared around and learned that the other girls had chickened out. so, she decided to climb the fence herself and fell down the other side.

All of a sudden, She fell from a much greater highth than the fence was and landed in Somebodys lap.

K landed with a soft 'OOFF' and looked at the person whose lap she was in. He had Fair Features, Long Platnium Blonde hair and startling Blue eyes. All in all, He was very hansome. ( Female readers;in unison:AAAAHHHH YYYEEEAAHHH)

" Hi. Who are you?" I asked cheerily.

"Well, For one thing I am NOT a cusion for random women to come flying out of the sky and land on. But, aside from that, I am Legolas Greenleaf Prince Of Mirkwood."

" Okay Mr. Crabby, I am NOT a random woman that comes flying out of the sky to land on you.(Is It me, Or Did that not sound right?) But I am However, Kaysey Tilman, of ... Florida... I guess. But you can call me Kay!"

"Wonderful. Now do you mind Removing yourself from me. I find this position most Crucifying and Uncomfortable to be in."

K stood up and Put out a hand to Help him up.

"I don't really need your help you know."

"I know, But I'm giving it to you "

" I thank you very kindly, But I don't need help from a woman who just fell out of the sky and landed on me."

"Who are you to Judge you ungratful Cusion? You know, I wasn't even falling from the sky."

"Then what exactly where you doing? Wait...I don't want to know. AND I AM NOT A CUSION!!"

" If you really wanted to know, I was hopping a fence."

" Why?"

" Long Story "

He took her hand anyway and once they were both on their feet, K looked up into the matted forest ceiling. "'where the Fuck are we?" She asked him.

"Well,um...K... We are in the forest of Mirkwood under the rule of Thurandil King in the year 4001, Right after the war of the ring, If you care to know about that."

"RIIIIIIGHT. But where are we?"

"Well, Middle Earth."

" Where is This located exactly?"

Luckily, At that point, Legolas got short tempered and didn't answer the Question.

"You must come have my father's blessing. He will appoint you a guide to show you around. I don't know where you came from, But you can tell him."

He took K's hand and pulled her in the direction of southeast. "whow, whow,whow," Kay Swatted his hand "Hands off the merchendise. You tell me where to go and I'll follow you." Legolas rolled his eyes and started trampling off throught the woods.

there you go. I actually managed a long Chapter in for once... Cool!!

R&R