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Final Edtasy

We start our adventure in Peach Creek, year 2093, at Eddy's house.

Old Eddy, Ed, and Edd (Double D) are laughing their heads off, wrinkles showing everywhere when all of a sudden old Eddy's chair falls back and he bashes his head. Eddy then sits up, in his bed, breathing heavily and in his mirror he sees he is back to his normal age of 14. Eddy not completely convinced it's not just another memory/story thing, he gives himself a knuckle sandwich right in the jaw. He then groans, smiling however, "Yep this isn't a memory thing."

"Eddy why did you just punch yourself," questions Double D who was sitting on the edge of Eddy's bed and Ed was on to the disco ball above, away from the bar of soap Eddy left on the floor that morning.

"No reason, Double D," answers Eddy as he walks over to the "Scary, evil," soap and kicks it clear into the hall where it ricochets off of a table leg and into the bathroom where it slides up the wall and into it's proper place.

"Eddy, I had no idea you had such soccer prowess," squeals Double D as he runs over to Ed who just fell with the disco ball, shattering it a bit.

"It's called Blitzball," says Eddy yawning.

Double D with a rather perplexed look on his face questions, to Eddy, "Blitzball?"

"Sorry did I say Blitzball, I mean to say…um…Splitsball," says Eddy as he does the splits to convince his friends.

"O.K." answers Double D not entirely convinced.

"I can do the splits Sarah showed me how Yesterday," says Ed as he picks up the semi-shattered disco ball, tucks it under his armpit and bashes into Double D with his other shoulder sending him through the wall, into Eddy's fence where he bounces off and down Eddy's chimney.

Double D then comes in, softly rubbing his back, and says to Ed, "That is not the splits Ed that is a tackle, ow."

Ed simply smiling past his small ears says, "Your welcome."

Eddy rudely interrupts, 'As soon as your done talking this out, let's go scamming."

Some hours later, it is dark out and the Eds are in the lane.

"Eddy nobody is going to fall for this charade again, especially at this hour," says Double D in his calm mannered tone.

Ed is smiling as he sits at the bottom of the moat wearing the pool toy Jimmy had left in his back yard.

"Well, Mr. Perfecto, why don't you think of something," retorts Eddy as rudely as humanly possible to Double D.

"Well as a matter fact I did, Eddy," answers Double D striving to hold back his temper. Double D then walks over to a curtain next to the fence and pulls it off revealing an…an…elevator!

"An elevator, what are we supposed to do with this hunk of junk," screams Eddy as he thrusts his feet on Double D's shirt and grasps his collar in a strangling manner.

"Well Eddy, if you would let me explain you will get a much money as you want," responds Double D as he places the featherweight Eddy on Ed who just rose out of the moat. "This elevator is actually an inter-dimensional transport, the kids pay us, we send them to a dimension of their choosing, we don't pull the back and you get to keep your money," finishes Double D as he crosses his arms over his chest.

"I have a better plan, we go to a dimension made of cash and take a lot back," says Eddy as he yanks his friends into the I.D.T.

"Well, I did need to test it so what the heck," says Double D as he plots the course for dimensions cah.

As the door closes Kevin rides up and bashes the external controls with a bat and yells, "DORKS!" The machine was no longer set for dimension cah but was set for dimension )!. (It is not something censored it is just the symbols above those letters.)

The computer had started the count down, "5…4…3…2…1!" Then the Eds feel a strange sensation as their bodies are separated molecule by molecule for transportation.

A second later, their molecules reform and they look different more like real human anatomy. (You'll hear more about their looks in the next chapter.)

Eddy looks out the door and sees not money but a dock with ocean on the other side of the elevator, a huge building like a coliseum on the island the dock was connected to. Eddy then gets on his knees, looks down, and whimpers, "It just can't be," he then looks up with weird tears of joy in his eyes and screams, "I'm back on Spira!"

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