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The cat, the bath, and the old man
12 year-old Sasuke swooped across the roof tops, following behind a relentless Naruto in pursuit of the cat Tora, infamous for running away from his (her?) doting, fat, old owner.
"STUPID CAT! STOP RUNNING!" Naruto screamed.
"CATS DON'T UNDERSTAND HUMAN, STUPID!" Sakura hollered, catching both him and Sasuke off guard. Thing is, she screamed right into their communication devices.
Taking advantage of their stunned surprise, Tora ducked in the bathhouse, a man's bathhouse, and that pretty much ended Sakura's part in the chase. Only the boys left, they headed into the bathhouse. Instantly, they were met with a wave of hot air followed by thick steam. There were a lot of people today, a lot of old people especially.
"We'll never find him here!" cried Naruto, waving his arms to show how thick the steam was.
"Quiet, dobe." Sasuke squinted through the steam until he could just see the shadowy outline of what looked like a cat's head. He dived, his body splitting whatever the cat was against in half like it was a curtain. Tora's tail slipped from his grasp and leaped up the wall and out of sight.
"My most private parts!" someone screamed.
Sasuke, startled, finally got around to seeing his surroundings. It was a private bath, currently being occupied by an old man. The old man, the old, naked, out in the open, all wrinkly and ―
He and Naruto scrambled out of there before they realized it, practically seeing the old man everywhere. They burst through the exit, Naruto getting into a fetal position while Sasuke clawed his eyes out.
"Hello," said a voice. Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto turned to see the Third Hokage's smiling face. "How are you youngsters today?"
Visions of naked Third Hokage haunted Naruto and Sasuke for years to come.
Hey guys! It's been a while hasn't it? Finals are over, so I finally had the time to write this drabble that was hanging around my head. But I'll be back to being busy soon. I swear this year has been my most busiest, and I thought senior year was supposed to be the easiest! (everyone, get out while you can!) jk, don't drop out kids, you'll regret it!
Even if I am busy, know that I am working on my other stories. I'm almost done with Ignition too! HELL YEAH!
I think I'll make this into a drabble series. No pairings, just focusing on Team 7.
Reviews? Or ideas, anything would be great!