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Two fighters!

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Location: Dustbowl

Red Engineer is sitting in his chair drinking beer as his level three sentry next to him guns down a BLU Scout.

"Shoot son, you're slow as molasses," he called out to the dead Scout before chuckling to himself.

Just then his sentry exploded.

"What?" he said as he got up to look at his destroyed sentry.

"You are standing on me point, son,"

Engineer turned to find a mechanical looking dwarf with his rivet gun aimed at him.

"Why ain't you the cutest…"

Torbjörn pointed his rivet gun backwards and used its shotgun function to kill a BLU Spy that was behind him.

"There can't be two Engineers here "partner"," said the dwarf with a smirk.

"Son, I'm going to blow that dumb look off your stupid face," said Engineer as he pulled out his shotgun.

THIS BATTLE IS GETTING HEATED!

FIGHT!

Both Engineers fired at each other. Engineer dodged the slow moving rivets, while Torbjörn took cover behind a wooden barrel.

"Come out here yah sissy!" yelled Engineer as he charged the dwarf's position.

"Don't mind if I do," said Torbjörn as he returned fire with the shotgun setting.

50 seconds

The red-hot rivets hit Engineer in the leg and he fell to the ground, "Aw hell,"

Torbjörn ran out and smacked Engineer with his forge hammer. The hammer sent Engineer flying back into his dispenser.

"Not so tough are you cowboy," the dwarf mocked.

The dispenser healed Engineer's wound and he pulled out a tool box.

Torbjörn responded by getting out his turret.

40 seconds

"SENTRY GOING UP!"

"BUILDING A TURRET!"

Engineer quickly built up his sentry to level three. The sentry quickly fired at Torbjörn. It was about to overwhelm him and his turret until…

"MOLTEN CORE!"

He overheated his personal forge and his turret quickly leveled up to level three. He was also repairing the turret faster than Engineer could.

Engineer took out his Wrangler to counteract the more powerful auto cannon. He watched as the turret slowly whittled away his sentry's health.

30 seconds

Engineer then noticed a Frontier Justice lying in the dispenser, and also two BLU Scouts outside. He grabbed the new shotgun, and used the Wrangler to kill the two Scouts. By this time, the sentry was about to be destroyed and he started to run towards Torbjörn.

His sentry was then destroyed.

20 seconds

By this time, Torbjörn's ultimate had worn off. He turned just in time to see Engineer grab him and kick him far away. He flew until he was out of range of his turret, and saw Engineer coming quickly. He took out his rivet gun, but his right arm was shot off by the critical shot.

"Gah!"

Enginner took another shot and took off his mechanical left arm.

"Grrr," the dwarf said as he started to spit out blood.

Engineer walked up to the dying dwarf.

10 seconds

He whacked the dwarf in the face with his wrench before shoving the crit-filled shotgun in his blood-soaked face.

"You shoulda outa brought more gun, son,"

He pulled the trigger.

The dwarf's head exploded in a shower of blood.

K.O!

"I guess that's that!" said Engineer, as he got on one knee, tired from the ordeal.

"VICTORY!" said the Announcer.

This Clash's winner is:

ENGINEER!

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