Shadow the Hedgehog - Ultra Lesbians

Hello, this is my fist sonic fanfuction, so please don't be too harsh okey? Please enjoy!

There was fire all over the city. All of the buildings were in flames. The screams of people could be heard from miles away. Shadow stoot at the top of a building looking down at all the destruction. Shadow had his eyes closed and let out a "hmph!"

Shadow the hodgepodge looked over to his side to see a robot flying Straight at him.

"Dammit!" he said.

Shadow jumped out of the way, and made his way over to the side. The building was Crumbling, and Shadow was loosing his footing. The robot flew at him again. Shadow Jumped up and tried to destroy it with his homing attack. The robot broke into peices.

"That will show you!" Shadow said.

Shadow waved his finger. This time, More robots came. Shadow was in trouble.

"Uh oh!" Shadow said.

Shadow ran almost as fast as the speed of sound, but not as fast as sonic, because sonic is just a little bit faster. Shadow ran away from the robots and they could'nt catch up with him. He was too Fast. But not as fast as Sonic.

The robots started firing lasers. Shadow tried to dodge them, but while he was flying over a building he got shot in the shoulder and he fell down through a window and hit the floor with a THUDDDDDDD!

"Ouch, that hurt!" Said shadow.

Shadow Rubbed his bruised shoulder, and looked over at the ceiling through the window. He could see the robots flying passed him.

"Well it is a good thing I escaped." Though shadow.

Then shadow saw rouge come out of the darkness from off of a Wall on the side of the inside of the building that they were inside of.

"Are you alright?" Said rouge.

"Yes, Im fine." Shadow said.

"You are hurt." Said rooge.

"No I'm not. SHUT THE HELL UP!" Said shadow.

Rouge giggeld and patted shadow on the shoulder that wasn't shot. Shadow grutned.

"Tee hee! It's ok shadow. I got a bandage." Rouge said.

Rouge took out the badnage, and put it on shadows shoulder.

"That feels Better. Yelled shadow.

"Yes." Said Rouge.

Rogue and shadow stayed together as the moonlight came out from the top of the broken window that Shamwow came out of. Shadow signed, and he slowley got closer to rouge.

"Isn't the night sky beautifle?" Shadow said.

"Yes, it is amazing." Rouge said.

"Rouge?" Shadow asked.

"Yes?" Rouge said back.

"I think I love your face. I'm going to shove my ginormous dick up your ass and fuck you harder and faster than sonic ever could!" Screemed Shadow.

"Oh shadow! You are so cool!" Screemed Rouge.

"Yes, I know." Screemed Shadow.

And so they both fuckled all day long. Shadow fucked so hard he broke throug the colon and got rouge pergnent. There was blood everwhere. They had babby and it was named Roudow. It was part bat and part hedgehog and part sonic. This made shadow mad.

THE END.

This was a troll fic, in case you couldn't tell. Please don't take this seriously... :p.