Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or the extremely sexy EDWARD CULLEN!!! lol

Now, ON WITH THE STORY!!!!

Nessie's POV

"Renesmee, will you come in here for a minute?" I heard my mom ask as I was walking to my room.

"uh, sure." I said as I walked to her and dads' room. the last time she said something like that, I was grounded for a week. In my defense, the lighter said "child proof" and so I thought it wouldn't work for me, and nobodies car was damaged THAT much! and plus Uncle Emmet said it would be funny!

Anyway, I walked into my parents room, running through what I had done in the past week that might get me in trouble. I couldn't think of anything. all i did this past week was shop for school supplies. I was starting school tomorrow and it was going to be my first day out in public ever! I just finished growing so Grandpa said it would be okay for me to be around humans now.

I saw Aunt Alice and Aunt Rosalie sitting next to Mom on her bed.

"Nessie" Aunt Alice began, "tomorrow you are starting school. And we know that you are very excited, but we just want to warn you about one thing."

"Boys" mom said.

"yea? what about them?"i asked

"well," Aunt Alice started

"Alice, may I handle this? I mean, I do have the most experience being drooled over" Aunt Rosalie interrupted her. "okay, so, you see, all of us are very attractive to boys, but we" she motioned to Aunt Alice and my mom, "are all taken. While you are, Jacob will not be with you at school, so the boys may have a tendency to, well, want you. As in, stare at you, ask you out, etcetera."

"Yes, and this will make your father very mad, trust me, I know!" Mom explained "ha, you should have seen him when we were in high school back in Forks, all the boys obsessed over me, it drove him INSANE!" she laughed at the memory.

"Because you see, they may talk to you and even flirt with you, but only Edward, er your father, will know what they are actually thinking. and what they are thinking will make him very, VERY mad." Aunt Alice explained.

"okay, so what do I need to know? do I need to do anything?" I asked.

"no, but we just wanted to warn you, so if you father acts strangely tomorrow, you know why." Mom said.

"Actually, i had an idea," Aunt Rosalie said.

"OH MY GOD!!! YES YES YES!!!" Aunt Alice exclaimed.

"what?" me and my mom asked at the same time.

"okay, so all the guys will be obsessing over you right? so, why don't you play along? you know, flirt with them. See how long it takes Edward to snap."

"uhhh, Rosalie, is that such a good idea?" Mom asked.

"don't worry Bella, I don't see anyone dyeing or anything." Aunt Alice said.

"so what do you say Nessie, you want to push your Father to the edge?" Aunt Rosalie asked.

"SURE!" I exclaimed.

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