Nasty Card Drabbles

by Cornonjacob

In order to protect the world from devastation, I will talk about some real nice cards to torture my friend.

1. Master of Cruelties

Let me tell you about Master of Cruelties.

He is a big fat jerk. He will touch you and the pain will feel so good, with that sweet ass first strike deathtouch, but he won't let you die. He will keep you on the edge of your seat, but you won't bother sitting up because you'll just shit yourself. He will stroke the boner that resides in your mind, but he'll stop, leaving you on the brink of devastation, at the mercy of whatever shitlord who next touches you.