This is the story of how I went from a nobody to everybody knowing me.
Wednesday January 5, 1909
I was walking down my driveway to cross the street to get to school when this guy named Gorgin we call him that because he always acts like an ogre and bullies us. Today I just couldn't take it he gave me a huge wedgie and I got pissed of so much that I said ***k you you b**** and he got really mad and I said wanna fight and he said when I said this Friday after school and we shook on it. The next day I started putting up flyers about the fight and everybody was happy to finally see a fight because one hasn't occurred for 5 years but everybody was going to cheer Gorgin because no one knew me. Today was the day and I was really excited because after 4th hour was free time and the teachers didn't watch us so we could do anything kill, have sex, rape, beat up, fight and really do anything. First hour I had English and we only have five hours and each class is an hour and forty-five minutes long so I still had a while to get ready. Second hour I had gym and we played kickball so if a ball came at me which they always do I punched the ball up caught it then chucked it at the runner. Third hour I had art and it was very boring so when we got our paint instead of putting it in the tiny plastic bowl I walked up to the art teacher and squirted it in her face because no likes her.(briiiing) that was the bell for fourth hour to end and I was ready to kick his a** so I dashed outside but there was no one outside but a teacher. Next week on Monday I dashed out of there again and there was everybody there and zero teachers yes! This was my chance to be known so I go around the schoolyard and find him on the concrete slab that they call a parking lot and of course there was a lot of people creating a ring around us so we won't get caught and a guy was holding a bell and the schools prettiest girl came out when he hit the bell and she said round one remember first one to stay alive wins. He starts by calling me a wimp and all this f***ing s*** and I just said don't mess with me but he kept it going and I said I warned you and all of the sudden I start turning blue and growing big and turned into teen hulk and everyone ran away scared of be but not Nick that was Gorgins real name he just pulls out a shotgun and starts firing and all I do is smash him and walk away because he is dead. I didn't even know I could do that so I went to my doctors office and he said I had the powers of every x-men and every avenger so I tried being Wolverine and sure enough it worked. The next day I go to school and everyone was happy and said he got what he deserved end even the teachers said it and I said back off when 6 of his buddies tried to beat me up and when the tried I pulled out my claws and sliced them all dead. Now everyone worships me and doesn't mess with me but I only beat up bullies so call me if you need help with bullies.(507)-485-4450 this is not real so do not call this number. So anyway if you are being bullied tell an adult or someone to stop it.