I was dragged to this stupid place by Sakura and Ino.

I HATE them.

But eventually, Naruto persuaded me to come, which surprised me. He used logic.

LOGIC!

And now I'm at Fear Farm with the gang.

At least MY gang. There were a few other people…

My gang: Rock Lee, Naruto, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Hinita, Kankuro, Tenten, Temari, Shikamaru, my brother Stephen, and Gaara.

Everyone else: Ino, Sakura, and Sasuke.

Ew…

Choji couldn't make it because he had some Halloween food eating contest…

I REALLY didn't want to be here….

But NOOO, we just HAD to go. And NOW we have to get paired up! But… then again… I'll be pairing them up! Time for some matchmaking!

Heh… Heh…

"Ok! I yelled, causing everyone to look at me. "I'll pair you guys up!"

Ino and Sakura were fighting about who would be with Sasuke.

"Oh put ME with Sasuke, Jade! Ino-Pig is too ugly to be with him!"

"As if, Bill-board head! Sasuke is meant to be with me!"

I sighed, "SHUT THE EFF UP OR I EAT CHUR SOUL!"

They gave me odd looks.

I sighed again, "Ok, so…" I looked around, then smirked seeing Naruto and Hinita, "Hinita and Naruto are a pair!"

Hinita blushed a deep red and Naruto smiled.

"Next…" I looked around, "Stephen and Sasuke."

They looked at each other and shrugged, as long as it kept the fan girls away, they were fine.

Ino and Sakura started yelling and throwing death threats, which I tuned out.

"Ok… um... Rock Lee and Sakura… Temari and Shikamaru… TenTen and Neji … Kiba and Shino… and Ino and Kankuro. That leaves me and Gaara…"

'Crap, I'm left with Gaara! Maybe I can… oh never mine, no one would for-fit their spot.

And after a while ('cause the author is WAY too lazy to write everything) we all went separate ways. Somehow, I found myself with Gaara heading into the 13 DIE Haunted house, the one with…

*gulp*

CLOWNS!

DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNN!

I gulped, and started trembling. Gaara glanced at me.

"What's wrong? You're not scared, are you?" He smirked as we trekked into the Clown House.

"W-what? Me? N-no! No, no, no, no, no!" I lied, "its just… uh... COLD! Yea… cold…"

He rolled his eyes, just when a Zombie clown popped out and started laughing scarily.

I jumped and hit my head against a random pole.

I grabbed onto the nearest thing next to me to steady myself, and closed my eyes tightly.

That 'thing' was Gaaras arm. He started to chuckle. CHUCKLE!

Damn bastard.

"What's so funny?" I yelled at him. We started to slow down.

"You're a wimp!"

"No I'm not! I just… have a…" I trailed off.

"Have a what? A pee problem?" He asked smirking. We stopped walking by then.

"No! I have a damn phobia!"

He blinked, "Of?"

"None of your damned business!" I huffed.

He sighed, "Tell me yours I'll tell you mine."

I blinked, "Clowns and Zombies." I said quietly.

He smirked, and then his face saddened a bit, "Michael Jackson"

I punched his arm playfully and he laughed. I sighed and looked forward.

I heard rustling and something grabbed my arm. I screamed, of course.

"It's just me, c'mon." Gaara said as he pulled me into the corn field.

5 min. later:

"Where are we going?" I asked, I was tired after all! And I want a cookie.

Really bad.

He stopped and I bumped into him.

We looked into each other's eyes.

And kissed.

Then I woke up…

In Gaaras arms.

"You ok?"

"Yea… I think so…"