Hey! HarukaSakuke here! This is the TWEWY story I said I was going to start in my profile. I just finished this a while ago. As you know, TWEWY fanfics are actually few and far between, so I took it upon myself to make one. I hope you enjoy this story as much as I enjoyed making it:D

TWEWY owned by Square Enix, and it's one of the best titles from them, even though they have a lot of awesome games.

"Hey, man. I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little worried about priss kid," Beat said with an unsettled tone, "He smilin' a little too wide a little too long."

Neku looked behind briefly before turning to Beat. "Dude, under no circumstances is Josh not smiling. He's just acting a little more abnormal than usual." Joshua smiled a little less. "I heard you, Neku."

Neku put his hand over his ear, the absence of his headphones apparent. "Good. I wasn't sure I said it loud enough." Joshua sighed. "Anyway, where exactly are we going?"

Beat grinned. "We meetin' Eri and Shiki at 104." Neku sighed. "And unfortunately, Beat has to lead the way."

Joshua blinked. "Why aren't you?" Neku shrugged. "I probably would've lead us to Molco if I had led." Beat sweat dropped. "Have you lost yo' sense of direction or is you just stupid?" Neku blushed lightly. "Hey, I thought that's where we were going!"

Joshua chuckled. "I believe, dear Neku, you've just been put to shame." Neku growled. "I know, don't rub it in!"

Beat interrupted them. "Come on, you lovers. We in Dogenzaka, which means Ten Four is just that way." Neku growled. "Don't disgrace me by putting me together with this excuse for a guy!"

Joshua walked ahead with Beat. "Shut up and walk, dear."

"Eri, Shiki!" Neku called out.

Shiki looked behind to see the three of them coming towards them. "Hi, Neku, Beat, Joshua!" She said happily.

Eri, on the other hand, decided on a physical approach. She embraced them all in a hug at once. "You guys made it! I was getting worried!"

Josh was first to talk after the tight embrace. "Wow, Eri, I had no idea…you were this strong."

Eri blushed and let them go. "Sorry, Joshua." Both Neku and Beat were going to address the fact that she didn't mention them, but they were in too much pain.

Joshua smiled warmly to the two of them. "So, where to?" Shiki grinned. "Do you even need to ask? I want to go to D+B." Neku sighed. "That's where you dragged me when I met you…can you please go somewhere else, like…Mus Rattus for once?"

Shiki stuck her tongue out at him. "I'm not going because I don't want to, so there. Why don't you go?"

Neku looked to the direction of the store that he had planned on checking out with Beat, WildBoar. "Because that's where I wanna go. Coming with, Beat?"

Beat shrugged. "I can't, yo." Neku blinked. "Why's that?"

Eri clung to his arm. "Because he promised to go with me to Edoga." Beat flushed a lovely shade of pink that even rivaled Eri's hair color. "Come on, Eri. I don't want you doin' stuff like dat, yo. I got plans too."

Eri did the puppy-dog pout. "But the promise…" Beat slumped in defeat. "Ok, damn! I'll go. That fu--"

Joshua interrupted him. "Well, well, Neku, dear. Maybe I should try that on you sometime. Can get me--"

Neku grimaced. "Don't even. It won't look good on you." Joshua raised an eyebrow, truly interested in hearing the answer to his upcoming question. "What would--"

Neku shrugged. "You, or any other guy for that matter." Joshua sighed. "Sorry I bothered," he muttered under his breath.

'I was going to ask him what would look good on me, but I should've known perfectly better than to ask him.' "—going?"

Joshua blinked, lightly blushing at the fact he spaced out around his friends. "I-I'm so sorry, Neku. What were you saying?" Neku sighed. "I was just asking where were you going."

Joshua smirked. "With you, of course, dear. I couldn't live with myself if I let you go alone." (1) Neku twitched. "Arrogant little prick." Joshua smiled. "Only for you."

Beat sighed. "You two act like husband and wife, yo." Joshua twitched in anger for what seemed like the first time. "And who the hell is the wife?"

Neku grinned evilly. Since Josh was doing his thing, he had to try Josh's thing. "You, of course."

Joshua and the girls blushed, Josh moving back a few steps. "Excuse me?!" Neku just stepped toward him and leaned closer. "I mean, think about it. Longer hair and a skirt might actually make you look cute."

Joshua was getting very unnerved, and Neku could tell. He could also tell that Shiki and Eri…were probably just yaoi fangirls.

"So yeah, you'd be the wife." Neku said, returning to his normal self.

By now, Joshua couldn't stop his racing heartbeat, Shiki and Eri were busy fangirling over stuff none of the guys would want to hear, and Beat still had yet to realize the conversation, which was his fault to begin with, was officially over due to his covered ears.

Neku had finally figured it out. Beat didn't take responsibility for his actions, which would be obvious along the way anyway.

Shiki and Eri were raving fangirls, which wasn't too much of a surprise, considering the fact that every time they invite Neku, Josh just has to be with him.

And Josh likes him. He's been blushing since the implication that he would be the wife (but it's a valid point) and he's always messing with him, but he never gets close to him. Not to mention the fact that his appearance just screams 'I'm a feminine-looking guy that likes guys too!'…well, to Neku, it does.

So, naturally, Neku had to point that out. "Well, well, Joshua, dear. It seems to me you're blushing. Care to explain?"

The other three looked to Joshua, who just decided to turn away the moment the question was asked.

Joshua was uncharacteristically panicking. 'Oh my goodness, what am I do?! So I blushed. That means little to nothing! What could it have meant to them?'

Joshua turned to the four and smirked. "But what is there to explain? I wasn't doing anything of that sort."

Shiki and Eri gave him a look of disbelief. "You can't prove you weren't." Joshua smirked. "And you can't prove I was."

As soon as he completed his sentence, Eri clicked through the newest pictures of a camera Joshua didn't even know she had. When she stopped, she turned the screen to his view and forced it to his face.

It showed a picture she took of him and Neku with him blushing and Neku close to him smirking evilly. "Read 'em and weep! The camera does not lie."

Neku was slowly starting to get it from when the image was live to now, seeing the magnitude of Josh's blush (which wasn't that much). But he wasn't going to verbally address his opinion as of yet. Not until the two of them were at the shop.

"Please, Eri, be a dear and rid your camera of pictures like that, would you?" Joshua said, his desperation at its peak. Joshua knows a lot of people, and Eri knows even more than him, so there was a big chance of someone he knows seeing that if she kept it.

Eri possessively pulled her camera to herself. "No way, Joshy-boy." Since Eri and Joshua were arguing (Eri was winning to top it off), Shiki was busy being a spectator silently, and Beat didn't have enough of an attention span to notice, Neku decided to walk towards WildBoar.

Before he could get far, he heard Joshua call to him. "Neku, wait for me!" If Neku were uncivilized, he would have made a run for it. Unfortunately for Neku, he was very civilized. So, he kept walking.

It didn't take Joshua long to catch up with him, after all he wasn't that far from them anyway, but he was still out of breath.

"N-Neku, please don't make me run anymore. I-I'm not really one for exercise," Joshua breathed out, huffing.

Neku figured it was a good time as any since Eri, Shiki, and Beat weren't in hearing or vision range. "Hey, Josh, I have something I want to confirm. Do you mind?"

Joshua blinked. "Um, no, I suppose not. I guess I'm game (A/N: no pun intended)."

Neku put on his headphones. "My way of saying I hate you is verbally. Your way of saying you love me is through your expressions. Am I right, Josh?" Neku asked.

Joshua looked to the side and bit his bottom lip. 'As far as I know, I don't have any more feelings than friendship toward him. Maybe I'm just denying it…Oh great, I sound like a love struck female.'

Neku huffed and turned down his music. "Josh, I desire an answer." Joshua smirked evilly and did something anyone that didn't know him well would expect him to do.

He hugged Neku, as hard as he could.

Neku was speechless at the very least. He would not, though he should, have expected something like that. But he did think of something to say that would definitely get Joshua off.

"If you kiss me anywhere, you are going to be half past dead." Neku may have wanted Joshua off bad (which he had achieved), but he meant what he said.

Joshua didn't scurry away at a breakneck speed like he wanted to, but he was still a formidable distance from Neku. 'Expect the should-have-been expected, I guess,' they thought simultaneously.

"A-a little straightforward with--"

"Again with the stuttering? How are you so nervous?"

"I'm not nervous. I'm just unsettled."

"Same difference, you moron."

"I'll hug you again."

"Do it and I kick your ass."

Joshua smirked, thoroughly unconvinced. "No, you won't."

Neku smirked even more, successfully looking evil. "Wanna bet? As weak as you are, it wouldn't take much."

Trying to avoid agitating Neku further, Joshua walked ahead. "Can we shop now?" Neku gave him the disbelieving look. "What could you possibly want from here? Besides, how much yen do you even have?"

Joshua looked away. "I don't believe it's any of your--"

Neku sighed. "You don't have any, do you?" Joshua blushed. "I do, I'm just not telling you! You make it seem like I'm broke."

Neku walked into WildBoar. "Shopping now." Joshua ran in with him. "Don't ignore me, you prick."

Neku grabbed his collar, yanked him, and smirked at him. "The bitch of the relationship has no right to say anything."

Joshua blushed, but said nothing more. Neku smirked even wider. "Glad to see you understand."

"Lover's quarrel, eh, Neku?"

Neku looked to the clerk, who he recalled his name was Tsubasa (A/N: I think that's what the game said).

Neku shook his head. "No, man, anything but." Tsubasa just laughed. "All right dude, I believe you."

Neku turned to Joshua. "I just want to let you know that after I shop, I'm going home. And I'm wearing what I'm buying tomorrow."

Joshua nodded, planning to relay the message to the others. "But Neku, dear, do me a favor and don't buy anything that'll make some people stare at you or blush, squeal or anything of the like."

Neku sighed. "Protective, aren't we? All right, give me an example."

Joshua sweat dropped. "Um, anything tight or short, I don't know…" Neku nodded. "All right, I won't. Now please deliver my message."

Joshua nodded and walked out of the store. Tsubasa looked to Neku and sighed when he saw Neku nearly grin like a madman. "You're going to buy something that he asked you not to, aren't you?"

"You know me too well."

How'd you like the first chapter? I do like the end. A little...The first part of the second chapter is going to be really funny (it already is to me).

1. A quote from the game. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it was in 'Another Day' when you try to go into the Shibuya River. There was another line in here that was from that part because that was the funniest part of that part of the game and my personal fave :D

Please review. I want at least two before I update or you have to wait.