mario walked down the street because he is mario, get off his back. he is just a regular plumber with a job and childrean and the like so you can go back home and cry yourself to sleep becasue you are jelous of marios supremme overlordlieness.
mario was so cool that he had basically taken over the mushroom kingdom and become god, he was tired of princess peach being captured like always.
so, when bowser capture peach for the one millionth time, mario decided he had had enough. he collected the 7 choae emeralds and become a god pretty much and killed bowser and peach.
so now mario created a better mushroom kingdom without pointless kidnapping and conflit. instead focusing on more inportant things like high school romance and anime events.
mario decided he needed to become a wife and turned into an anime girl and went to high school because it was mandatory for all anime girls to go to an anmie high school.
instantly mario noticed a cute guy, and she went up to talk to the beefcake,
"uhhh, hi i think you're cute. my name is mario btw." said mario in a cute girly tone
the handsome boy turned ared and wink in his big anime eyes. he was a cute anime boy u see so he had cool strong muscles.
"yes, my name is... Luigi." said luigi, who had turned himself into a cute anime boy and also went to an anmie high school.
"sooo, uh, like what do you want to do?" mario said with a blush.
"of course babe, wanna grab some sushi or tacos" said luigi with a confidence.
"actually, were going to booster juice it is my favourite." said mario commandingly
so off they went to booster juice cuz mario was god and had final say on this tuff.
it was pretty good and it looked like luigi was puttting rhr moves on mario
"hey baba, wanna kiss cutie?" said luigi coming closer to mario.
"i uhh ok.." mario blushed and puckered his lips in a crude fashion because he had never had a kiss before
but luigi made a wrong mistake, he got a ringing in his pants
"oh, let me get my phone first" said luigi reaching into his pocket/
but mario was mad that luigi disgraced mario and denied him a kiss.
so using his god like powers he brutally killed luigi, his former brother.
now loosing the love of marios life, even though they only went on one date, mario got sad and mad. life wasnt worth it anymore.
so, using his god like powers, he dstroyed the entire universe on a slow and brutal way, killing all the useless toads that inhabited it.
THE END.