I am the Infamous Boss Reo! Know my power and fear it!
This is my songfic for Digimon, one of the greatest shows to come across my eyes. (don't wine to me about how Pokemon is better. Do you want some cheese with your whine?)
I don't own Digimon, so don't sue me. I'm not making any money off of this.
I don't own the rap singer Eminem either, but I'm sure Dr. Dre does, so don't sue me.
On with the Fic!!
Slim-Pat-I: A Digimon songfic.
(Sang to the beat of "Slim Shady")
By Boss Reo
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name- Slim Pat-I
Patamon: Excuse me!
Patamon: Can I have the attention of the class. For one second?
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
Wanna see me Boom Bubble on Pikachu's eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Gonna buy all the Digimon merchandise with my likeness?
They say I'm dead weight,
I'm trying to get their head straight,
But I can't figure out which of the girls Matt wants to impregnate. (Matt: Really?)
The folks at Fox said…
"Digimon? That's a copycat!"
uh-uh!
"Our ratings are down! Let's make more money by showing that!"
Well, they call me Patamon because I'm a digimon,
Digital monsters, I can turn into Angemon. (T.K.: Wow!)
I got ticked off, ripped Pikachu's head off,
Kicked it and said "I didn't know Pokemon were this soft!"
I'm about to pass out and crash,
N' fall in the grass,
Faster than a Greymon that sat down too fast. (Tai: Whoa!)
C'mere ladies!
T.K.: Patamon, waitaminute, that's Sora and Mimi, dog!
I know, chicks dig me! I'm taking the world on!
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name- Slim Pat-I
Hi! My name is (What?)
My name is (who?)
My name- Slim Pat-I
Some people say I look like Pikachu,
I'm better than him, don't let them fool you. (Pika?)
I smacked in his face with a Boom Bubble,
Turned into Angemon
And charred him into medium double (Digivolve!)
When I was younger I was Togamon and looked like a bunny,
If I got mad I'd show pointy teeth and look funny.
Evil Devimon running over pedestrians, in a big blur
While he's screaming at me "I'll kill you and your friends!"
99% of the show's money goes to Fox. (Cha-ching!)
The rest of the money goes to my new home, a cardboard box. (Thanks)
I told my mom I'd be a famous rapper,
But I couldn't make it, now I'm stuck an anime actor. (Sorry Mom.)
I know I've blown up when I visit the video stands,
And people buy "Digi" tapes while trampling poke-fans. (ouch!)
I met this guy at White Castle, who asked for my autograph,
so I signed a hentai picture, it said "Thanks for the support, @$$-hole."
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name- Slim Pat-I
Hi! My name is (What?)
My name is (who?)
My name- Slim Pat-I
Stop the tape! Pokemon needs to be locked away! (Gotta catch 'em!)
Tai and Matt, don't just stand there. Operate!
I'm not ready to leave,
The show's still in the first season.
They won't take me off the air unless they got a good reason. (W.B. paid us.)
Am I Patamon or Angemon?
I can barely decide.
I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid, dare me to fly? (Go ahead.)
All my life I've been denied,
No one knew who I am,
But now it's too late to hide.
I don't wear clothes, I walk around nude.
I burp up bubbles, (BURRRRRP!)
Most people think I'm rude. (Gasp!)
Living in Digiworld can sometimes be the pits.
Everybody look out! Mimi's having one of her fits!
If I jump off a cliff I'd probably be dead.
Instead I got these wings that stick out the sides of my head.
And I get real dizzy. (Whooooaaa!)
By the way, if you see Izzy, (yeah?)
Tell im' to stop playin' with that computer an' start getting busy.
Hi! My name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name- Slim Pat-I
Hi! My name is (What?)
My name is (who?)
My name- Slim Pat-I
Boss Reo sez: "Those who are late get no fruit cups."
WOOHA!