The Hungry Elder
Once upon a time, in the ThunderClan camp, there was a cat that was named One-eye. One-eye was an old elder that could only see in one eye, and could barely hear. She was feeling very hungry the night of the gathering, and there were no apprentices to feed her.
All of sudden Bluestar got on the high rock and called "All cats old enough to catch their own prey, gather here for a clan meeting." One-eye decided that she was obviously old enough to catch prey, so she decided to gather with the rest of the clan. Bluestar said "The cats that will be coming with me are everyone but the kits and One-eye, and the queens that do not want to leave their kits." Then Brindleface said "My kits were just born 6 days ago, can I leave them?" Bluestar shrugged and said "Sure."
One-eye started throwing a fit. She began screaming at Bluestar and then called her a slow witted squirrel. Halftail said "You know what it is okay." One-eye retorted "If it was ok, then you would have the other half of your tail."
Halftail said "How dare you say that! …and I was talking about the gathering." One-eye said "If you care about the gathering so much, you would have the other half of your tail still." Then Halftail started talking trash talk and before he could blink, One-eye was gone. She went to her den for a quick nap and when she woke up the clan was gone and her belly was rumbling; so she decided to go for a walk in the woods. She kept on walking and saw an old mouse, like her. She tried to catch it slowly, and when I say slowly, I mean very very very slowly. She missed the mouse, and it scattered away into a tree hole. She kept on walking and walking and walking before she realized that she was walking in ShadowClan territory.