a/n: warning!.. character bashing...mostly by the characters themselves. just for fun...and I dont have anything against homosexuals. just remember this is just for fun!

Behind The Scenes Of InuYasha

Chapter One:

"And cut! Ok that's a wrap", shouted Vegeta from his director's chair.

"Oh thank god! I couldn't stand to be around that moron for another minute!", declared Jaken while throwing his staff on the floor of the set. "Why do I have to be the one paired with that make-up wearing fool?", he asked as he took the hat from his head and threw it on Rin.

"Hey! Watch it you little green ingrate!", snapped Rin.

"Don't worry about it Rin", Sesshoumaru said simply, "I hear he's going to be killed off the show soon."

Jaken just ignored his two co-actors as he stormed off to his trailer to take a bubble bath.

"Ok Ok OK! I need everyone off the set!", Vegeta bellowed. As the set slowly emptied Vegeta noticed on actor was still sitting under the "Sacred Tree". "Kagome?", He asked softly, "is everything ok?".

"What?... Oh yeah, everything is hunkydory, Mr. Vegeta", She replied, "I was just wondering...", blushing she looked down at her left toe, "if...well...". Annoyed by the amount of time Kagome was taking, Vegeta interrupted, "What is it Kagome, I've got to get this set ready for Naraku, and you know how he over reacts if he's ready before we are." Kagome just laughed nervously and replied, "Oh you're right, never mind, I'll just...I'll talk to you later." "Ok", Vegeta said as he rushed off to get ready.

As she walked slowly towards her trailer she bumped into Kikyou, her bestfriend in real life. "Ok Kagome, don't keep me waiting! What did Mr. Director say?...are you two on for this weekend?", Kikyou asked excitedly. Upon closer inspection of her good friend's face, Kikyou knew the answers to her question..."He said 'No'?"

"No...I didn't even get to ask him", she confessed. "Kagome! This has been going on for months...as a matter of fact it's been going on ever since DBZ got cancelled and Vegeta took over as our director!", Kikyou scolded. Before Kagome could reply Kagura walked up..."Well, well, well...so little Miss Kagome has a crush on our director! Ha!...Didn't anyone ever tell you not to mix business with pleasure?", Kagura taunted Kagome.

"Didn't anyone ever tell YOU to MIND your own business, Kagura?", Kikyou asked, defending her friend. "And besides Kagura," Kagome added, "you and Inuyasha are openly dating! So you are one to talk!"

"Look! I was just giving some 'friendly' advice...that's all.", Kagura said grimly, as she walked away.

"Maybe she's right Kikyou.", confused, Kagome started walking again. "NO! Don't you listen to her Kagome! She's just jealous that you and Inuyasha are "together" on the show! I won't let you walk away from this! He's the 'Prince of ALL Saiyans' for goodness sakes!...Now you go change out of that ridiculous costume, and go back there and ask him if he wants to double with you and Sesshoumaru and me this weekend!", Kikyou ordered.

"All right! I'll do it!", Kagome said confidently.

With a smile and a strong feeling of pride, Kikyou walked into her boyfriend's trailer. "This is ridiculous!", she heard him shouting at someone, "it takes me longer to get ready for the show than it does ALL the women here put together! Why? Why do I have to wear all this make-up.. and FUR?". Kikyou now knew what was going on, "Is he giving you a hard time again Bernice?", She asked the make-up artist. "Girl! Doesnt he always?", Bernice sassed.

"Come on, love, all this make-up and fur makes you look cool and strong!", Kikyou tried to convince Sesshoumaru.

"It makes me look GAY!", Sesshoumaru corrected.

Kikyou tried to fight back her laughter, but it came pouring out.

"That's it!", Sesshoumaru bellowed. "I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm a queer! Especially that wanna be monk, Miroku! He won't leave me alone! He's constantly propositioning me."

"I've told you just ignore him honey.", Kikyou said while changing her clothes.

"I can't! I want a love scene!"

"WHAT...?", Kikyou almost choking on her Diet Dr. Pepper asked.

"That's right ,Kikyou, this weekend when we're doubling with Vegeta and Kagome I'm going to ask him to do something about this! Maybe they could change the episode when I let you die! Yeah, yeah...I could rush over and save your live, ...and then you could repay the favor..." , before Sesshoumaru could finish his ranting, in burst Inuyasha!

"Sesshoumaru! Sesshoumaru, I've got it! It's in my truck out front...", Noticing Kikyou, Inuyasha quickly greeted her, "hi Kiks...come on Sesshoumaru, you've got to help me get it before he sees it!", Inuyasha continued excitedly. Sesshoumaru quickly got up and with a giggle the two ran off leaving Kikyou bumfussled. Golly, I wonder what those two are up to this time!, Kikyou pondered.