Dave/Nepeta crack Fic chapter one

She was lost. Jumping from rooftop to rooftop seemed like a good idea at the time, but no, she just had to get lost. As she sat down for a break, she heard a noise. Swords were singing and clashing on the next roof over. Equipping her claws, the young Leo went to see what was up.

Narrator, be Nepeta Leijon ===

You are now Nepeta Leijon, the mighty huntress, and you are pawfully lost. You look to the next rooftop and wonder if you can make it. You decide yes. As you leap across the gap, the swordplay starts up again. Landing safely, you get a closer look. Two humans wearing sunglasses are fighting intensely, though they seem to be refraining from hurting each other. You notice the fact that these two may be related even. This intrigues you greatly. Turning your thoughts to the fight in front of you, you put your claws back away, resulting in a flash of blue. The younger looking of the two looks straight at you and says "Looks like we have us an audience here." to the other. "It's ok we won't bite" says a deeper voice, presumably from the older of the two. You step out of the shadows. Their eyes widen as they see you fully. You recognize one of them. He played Sgrub with you and your friends. "Nepeta?" the younger one says. "Dave?" you ask. The older one looks confused. Dave realizes that and introduces you. "Bro, this is Nepeta. She played the game with me." Bro looks you over. "Sup" he offers. You can't help but giggle. Dave looks back at you. "So, you like parkour?" he says. You simply tilt your head confusedly. " I saw you running and jumping all over the rooftops, that is parkour." You understand now. "Yeah! it's fun!" You say happily. "Though I only really do it when I n33d to get away. Y'know the whole remembering death thing. It sucks." Dave nods his head. "I get that." You have a purrrfect idea. "Can I join in on some of that furrriendly strife going on here?" Bro and Dave share a look before turning to you. Bro speaks. "Why the hell not." You clap excitedly. "Yayyy!" You equip your claws. "Let the games begin."