Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot. I wished I owned Alex and Mike, I really do.


Sitting at the kitchen counter of his, and his protege's, hotel room, sipping on a cup of coffee was Mike Mizanin. On one of the two beds in the room was Alex Riley, sprawled across it staring intently at the screen of his laptop. This was a very ordinary routine for them, except for the face Alex was now making at his laptop. That...that was weird.

"Something wrong?" Mike asked, studying Alex's face. His friend's head was tilted to the side, jaw hung open and eyes wide as they could be. "Alex?"

This seemed to snap his friend out of his daze and suddenly a blush - A blush?, Mike thought as he approached the bed - appeared on his face. Quickly Alex shut the lid to his laptop and practically hid the thing under himself. Mike quirked an eyebrow at Alex and watched the man's face grow redder, confirming that Alex was indeed blushing.

"You okay?" Mike asked. He watched as his protege nodded, but he wasn't buying it. "You sure?"

Alex nodded again, "Yes."

"Really?" He gave his friend another chance to tell him what was going on.

"Really." Alex repeated.

Mike's eyes darted to the laptop and back to his friend, "Then you won't mind if I take a peak..." His lips made a small smirk before he reached for Alex's laptop. Alex dodged his friend and held his laptop close to him. No way was he letting Mike see what he just read.

Of course, being the boys at heart they are, they begin wrestling for the damn thing. Alex didn't release the laptop until finally Mike had him pinned to the carpet with the laptop haphazardly shoved under the coffee table. "Mike, don't do it." Alex warned lifting his head off the ground, watching as his mentor grabbed the laptop. He swallowed hard and laid his head back down on the carpet.

Mike pulled the device onto his lap - still sitting on top of Alex - and opened the lid. Alex has several windows open, one of his twitter account and several others are...fanfiction? He skims the first one and quickly realizes that it's about him and Alex. Together. Suddenly a blush also sweeps across his face. He checks the others and it's pretty much the same thing. All stories of them together.

"I told you not to look..." Alex mumbles rubbing his temples. Mike's so distracted by the screen that he doesn't even notice Alex squirming free underneath him. He sat by his friend and stared at the screen with Mike, wondering what he's thinking. "A fan sent the link to me on twitter, and well curiosity got the best of me..." He just trailed off not knowing what else there was to say.

He watched as Mike read one and bit on his lip nervously. A smirk eventually curved Mike's lips as he shut the lid to the laptop. "Ridiculous."

"Yeah..." Alex agreed, trying to mask his disappointment. So maybe, he was secretly wishing Mike would enjoy the stories.

"Yeah," He turned his head to Alex, "I don't call you 'Lexy' and I'd never bottom." He winked at Alex before standing up and walking to the bathroom, leaving Alex there a blushing, fumbling mess...


A/N: Well, just so you all know, not only do I feel like a tease but this story also grew a mind of it's own and did whatever the hell it wanted to... Seriously, I was just going to do a really short funny oneshot of Mike and Alex making fun of my fanfiction - Not even kidding when I say the doc was entitled, "Miz/Alex - That time they made fun of me". And it was just going to be based on a thought I had of what would they do if they really stumbled upon my fanfanfiction...That's why I have the bit in there of 'I don't call you Lexy', because I make Mike call Alex 'Lexy' all the time...

But things didn't quite go as planned and this happened.

I swear, my Miz muse is such a flirt too.

Anyways, I hoped everyone enjoyed...