Hullo! A mindlesse Fanfictione! I enjoye appending e's to the ende of every worde!
To tune of Avril Levigne's Skaterboy:
Allegedly a boy
He seemed like a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
She was a punk
He did ballet (A/N- didn't Jon learn dancing?)
What more can I say?
He wanted her,
She'd never tell
Because seeming gay wouldn't at all bode well
All of her friends stuck up their nose,
They had a problem with gay people too.
She was a Skatergirl
He said see you later girl
She wasn't hot enough for him
Now she's a super knight
Ready to die and fight,
While Prince Jon is still stuck with Thayet.
5 years from now, a lonely king
Jon's wondering how Alanna's doing her thing
Sends a letter,
Guess what he finds,
That he is really behind the times!
Alanna's champ, more than he knows
All want to see her and her knightly shows
He drags along
On a rickshaw in crown
Looking up at the woman he once turned down (A/N- I know Jon is taller than her, especially with the rickshaw, but that doesn't fit now, does it?)
She was a Skatergirl
He said see you later girl
She wasn't hot enough for him
Now she's a super knight
Ready to die and fight
While Prince Jon is still stuck with Thayet.
She was a Skatergirl
He said see you later girl
She wasn't hot enough for him
Now she's a super knight
Ready to die and fight
While Prince Jon is still stuck with Thayet.
Sorry Jon but you missed out,
Well tough luck, she hates you now
Bearing crossbow, blade, and shield
You will soon be forced to yield.
Too bad that you couldn't see
What a knight that pint could be,
There is more than meets the eye,
So just go ahead and cry.
She's just a knight,
the public loves that,
Can I make it any more obvious?
She's a better knight,
Haven't you heard?
Let's see you go save the world
She's not just your errand boy,
Don't treat her like a toy,
For she's full of power, in her small frame
Be happy she's on your side
She's better than you otherwise
She chooses not to cause you lots of pain.
She's not just your errand boy,
Don't treat her like a toy,
For she's full of power, in her small frame
Be happy she's on your side
She's better than you otherwise
She chooses not to cause you lots of pain.