Me: This is my second story I hope this one will make ppl laugh.
Sasuke: Hn, It won't
Me: SHUT IT SASGAY AND EAT UR TOMATO!
Sasuke: O.O
Me: Sakura plz say the disclaimer
Sakura: With pleasure.
Sakura: BleedingBlossom101 does not own Naruto or any of the character's.
Me: Thank you, Along with the story!
One morning Sasuke and Naruto were at the bridge waiting for their pink haired teammate and their sensi. Kakashi was always late so that is not what concerned them, it was there lack of their pink haired teammate.
She was always the second to appear at the bridge with Sasuke. Since she didn't the two boys were starting to get worried. "I think someone should go over to her house and knock on the door and see what's up!" said Naruto in a loud matter. "
She could just still be sleeping at a sleepover or something and not fallen asleep til three in the morning." said Sasuke in a more clam matter.
Then their sensi showed up. "What are you guys doing you know you could've slept in right?" said Kakashi. "WHAT!" said Naruto and Sasuke. "Yes it's the weekend you got it off duh, I see that Sakura is the smart one in the group and stayed home."
TO SAKURA:
"Well now that I am awake I am going to try a jutsu and see what the guys think of it, I'll try that Sexy No Jutsu that Naruto knows, maybe I could make Ino forget about chasing MY SASUKE-KUN!"
Here goes nothing… "SEXY NO JUTSU!" POOF! She was better looking then sasuke. "Hmm maybe I should date myself." *laughs* and puts on the outfit that was her dads when he was her age. She went and dyed her hair black like her dad's. *Thinking* Hmmm I need to think of a different name. I got it Sage that's what I'll call myself. Hmm what about a last name Haruno? No… hmm well it can't be Uchiha… I KNOW ill call myself Sage Haruno. I will say I am Sakura's Cousin from America and I just recently moved here. That'll work.
So (she) put on some cool kickass shades and went out. (She) started walking cooly to the training grounds with all the girls staring at (Her). Sage took a book out of "his" bag a got a book out that her dad had gave "her" on his death bed.
*FLASHBACK!*
"Sakura my dear daughter, I want you to have this book of mine it holds the secrets to this clan and my jutsu's. Me and your mother have always been very proud of you and now I think it's time that this book was past on to you. Promise me you will one day use this book and prove to the five nations that the Haruno clan is worth more then they'll EVER know."
"I promise dad!" *crying*
Her dad then dies.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
"I promise dad I WILL!" "She" then opened the book and started practicing Fire ball jutsu, Water Dragon jutsu, Chidori, along with "her" earthquake jutsu that "she" learned from Lady Tsunade.
Then a raven haired boy was coming to the training grounds when he saw the "boy" practicing jutsu, so he decided to just watch from the side lines and when "he" was done the raven haired boy started clapping. "Well done, well done." Sakura then turned around to see Sasuke coming up behind "her". "What's your name?" asked Sasuke. "Ummm… S-Sage…Haruno." said Sakura. "That isn't possible Sakura doesn't have a brother as far as I know of." said Sasuke. " I know she don't, I am not her brother I am her cousin from American and I just recently moved here."
CLIFFHANGER! What will Sasuke say back? Find out in the next chapter! Please review and tell me some Ideas I am happy to hear any and all.