Sesshoumaru Goes Crazy (when reading this imagine Sesshoumaru in his
actual voice)
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"Oh where could Rin be?" said Jaken.
Lord Sesshoumaru had told Jaken to keep an eye on her but now she was lost. He could not find her so he knew he would be in BIG trouble.
It was a nice sunny day and he had been standing around and Rin had said she was hungry so he turned around to get her an apple and then she was gone. He had looked everywhere but could not find her.
"Hello Jaken," said a voice. Jaken thought the voice sounded VERY familiar. He turned around and there was Lord Sesshoumaru, and there was Rin standing right beside him eating an apple.
"Jaken I thought I told you to watch Rin. I am gone for ten minutes to check the borders and you lose her." Sesshoumaru implied.
"But Lord Sesshoumaru! She ran away on her own!" shouted Jaken. He knew something was going to happen. Something BAD.
Sesshoumaru picked up a rock and began tossing it into the air. Up and down, up and down.
Jaken looked at him in question. Rin had begun giggling and so he turned his attention to her.
Suddenly something hit his head. It was the rock, the same rock that Lord Sesshoumaru had been tossing up and down. Then another one hit him in the head, and another.
Jaken had begun to get dizzy. Then, something hit him, and I'm not talking about the rocks. I am talking about a crazy, impossible, BAD idea. He turned to Sesshoumaru and walked over to a rock.
He tried to pick it up. It was too heavy, so he tried the next one, but that was also too heavy. Then the next, but guess what? That was also too heavy. He had gone through twenty rocks until he found one that he could lift. The rock was about the size of your eyeball.
By now Sesshoumaru had stopped throwing and looked at Jaken in interest. Suddenly a rock hit him square in the forehead and he fell over.
"Uh-oh." Said Jaken, "Lord Sesshoumaru?" he was getting scared. He had knocked his Lord out.
Rin had gone over and poked the lord. "Sesshoumaru-sama?" she asked. He did not move. She gave him a harder poke and he still did not move.
"Jaken?" asked Rin.
"Yes?" He turned to face her. He was in complete shock.
"You are in BIG trouble when Sesshoumaru-sama wakes up."
Rin and Jaken went over to Sesshoumaru. His eyes looked as if he were dazed. They began dragging him into the woods when suddenly they heard voices. The voices were shouting and growling at each other.
"You're so difficult!" said a female voice.
"Oh yeah, well why don't you go off to your lover boy?" said a male.
"I don't have one!" said the female.
"Kagome is MY woman so back off." This voice was much deeper.
In the background three sighs could be heard.
Rin had gotten scared. The only thing protecting her was Jaken and that was pretty wimpy. She ran behind a bush and hid.
"Rin?!?" said Jaken, "Wait for me!"
They hid behind the bush watching the group come. Jaken realized that Lord Sesshoumaru looked weak lying on the floor so Jaken dragged him over to a tree and propped him up.
Then he and Rin watched the group walk by.
There was Lord Sesshoumaru's brother Inuyasha, his bitch Kagome, the perverted monk Miroku, the demon huntress Sango, the kitsune Shippo, the fire cat Kirara, and then there was a wolf demon.
"Sesshoumaru?" said Inuyasha. He looked at his brother in amazement, "What are you doing?" He took out his sword and prepared to fight.
Kagome, Shippo, and Kirara stayed back. Kouga went with Inuyasha to look at the Lord.
"So this is the Great Lord of the Western Lands?" said Kouga, "He doesn't look so tough to me." He went over and poked him in the shoulder.
"He is usually...awake." Said Inuyasha, "Why isn't he beating me to a bloody pulp?"
"So you are weaker than him?" asked Kouga. He smirked at the idea.
"NO! Of course not, he just TRIES to beat me to a bloody pulp." Said Inuyasha. He punched his brother in the head.
The impact of Inuyasha's punch woke Sesshoumaru up. He turned his head to see all the people around him. There was Inuyasha and his friends, and a new scent was in the air. He turned to his right and there was Kouga.
Now Kouga had decided to impress Kagome so he decided to pick a fight, "Hey! I know who you are, you killed one of the people in my clan!" Now this was a lie but whatever.
Sesshoumaru looked at him, "I am a fruitcake." He said.
"WHAATT?!" said Inuyasha. All the others had fallen down. Inuyasha hit him on the head again.
"OWWIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!" said Sesshoumaru and he climbed a tree.
"Sesshoumaru, what are you doing up there? I want a fight!" shouted Kouga.
"It is safer from all the mean and angry fists that try to hit poor, poor me on the head." Said Sesshoumaru. He then picked up a leaf from the branch and blew it at Kagome. "It, is a leaf." He said in interest.
Kagome grabbed the leaf in the air and lay it on the ground. "Maybe we should leave him alone." She said.
"No!" said Kouga and Inuyasha at the same time. They sat down cross-legged and turned their heads up.
"I want to fight my brother!" said Inuyasha.
"You know mutt-face? For once I agree." Said Kouga.
Inuyasha growled at the comment.
Jaken and Rin watched silently when Rin decided to jump out. She went over to Kagome. "Hello."
"Hi!" said Kagome, "Who are you?"
"I am Rin!" Rin gave Kagome a big hug and from a distance you could hear one youkai and one hanyou growling.
The certain hanyou and youkai seemed slightly jealous. Rin then went over to Sango and gave her a hug. Now you could hear a certain jealous human growling. Rin then went over to Shippo and shook his hand.
"HeeeEEeeELllLLlllllPPpppp!!" said Sesshoumaru, "They is growling."
Rin went over and patted Sesshoumaru on the head and he purred. She rubbed the tips of his ears and he purred again. "The fruitcake likes that." Said Sesshoumaru. (Err... I meant said the Fruitcake) "Good fruitcake!" said Rin. "HA! The Lord of the western lands has gone NuTs!" said Kouga. He stood up and threw a rock at him.
"EEEeeEeeeEEEckkkk!!!" said Sesshoumaru. Now that rock hit him on the head again and so he 'decided' to do a few impressions.
"Ye should not do that!" said Sesshoumaru.
"Is he trying to be Lady Kaede?" whispered Sango.
"I think he is and he is doing a very good job." Said Kagome.
The two of them watched in amusement.
Sesshoumaru stood up and pointed at Inuyasha. "Ye should not have let Kagome go off with that wolf boy. I do not trust him."
He then turned to Kagome, "Ye should not play with Inuyasha's heart for ye may break it." He sat down and thought.
"Lord Sesshoumaru!" said a voice.
The group turned around and there was Jaken standing there. "You are not a fruitcake my Lord." He cried, "Oh lord Sesshoumaru what have I done to you?!"
"What have I done to YE." He corrected Jaken. "Ye must say only ye but ye may not say thy or thou. Just YE" He stood up and went over to Kagome.
"What would you like Sesshoumaru?" she asked this question nicely in fear of damaging the lords brain even more.
He pointed to her bag, "May I see that?" he looked at her with puppy dog eyes, which was very easy for him since he was an Inu-Youkai.
She went to her bag but took the jewel shards out.
"Kagome are you sure you should do that?" asked Shippo.
"That is why I am taking out the jewel shards." She went through her bag and took them out. She put them in her pocket. Then handed the bag to the Lord.
He began to take out some things.
The group watched in interest as he dug through the many items that Kagome had in her bag. He took some instant ramen out of her bag and read the instructions. He nodded and then found some chopsticks. He nodded again and took a water bottle out. He then built a fire and boiled the water. When that was ready he poured it onto the ramen and it smelled delicious!
The group stared at him in amazement. "Are you okay Sesshoumaru?" they all asked.
"The fruitcake was hungry." He said, "So the fruitcake fed himself." He slurped the noodles noisily. He turned to his brother who was drooling.
"Would you like some?" asked Sesshoumaru. He passed the ramen over and Inuyasha took it and eyed it warily.
"Did you poison this?" he asked.
"Why would I want to poison my own brother?" said Sesshoumaru. He gave him a trusting nod and then went over to Shippo.
"Hello little kitsune! What is your name?" he pinched Shippo's cheeks like he was his grandma.
"AAaaaAhahhHhhHHhhhHh!!" screamed Shippo, "Get him away from me!"
"Ooga-boog jiddly woo!" smiled Sesshoumaru, "Aren't you the cutest little thing? Yes you are! Yes you are!"
"AhhHhh! Kagome help me please!" screamed Shippo as he tried to escape.
Sesshoumaru let go and went over to Sango, "I think he likes you." He whispered.
"Who?" said Sango. 'What on earth was Sesshoumaru talking about?' She thought.
Sesshoumaru pointed at the monk, "The guy who keeps looking about 10cm lower than your neck." He shifted his eyes, "Not to mention a few cms lower than your wait."
Sango blushed. She then took out her boomerang and Swung it at Miroku.
"Are you trying to turn us against each other?" asked Shippo. He looked at Sango chasing Miroku, and Kouga and Inuyasha growling at Rin.
"Now why would I want to do that?" Sesshoumaru looked at Shippo in confusion.
Inuyasha went over to Kagome and left Kouga growling. "I say I kill him right now." He whispered.
"No! Inuyasha, not while your brother is going through a... er, 'hard time'" said Kagome.
"No I'm charging at him." said Inuyasha. He took out his sword and ran at Sesshoumaru.
But just as he was doing that Sesshoumaru noticed his shoe was unbuckled, and he bent over to tie it. "I don't want to trip."
And as he did that Inuyasha swung right above his head and tripped over him.
"One, two buckle my shoe! Three, four shut the door! Five, six pick up sticks! Seven eight lay them straight! Nine, ten a big fat hen!" sang Sesshoumaru.
Everyone looked at him. The Lord was singing.
"What?" asked Sesshoumaru.
"You were singing a song." Said Jaken, "A childrens song."
"I can sing other stuff too." He said.
"Oh no, We do not want to see that happen Sesshoumaru." Said Miroku.
Rin looked at them, "I would like to see sesshy-sama sing a song."
As soon as she said that Sango rushed over and covered her mouth. "Rin, hush. We must not give him any ideas." But it was too late.
"And Iiiiiii, will always love yooouuuuuuuuuu, yeah, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Sang Sesshoumaru VERY beautifully.
"Sesshoumaru," said Inuyasha, "I never knew you could sing that well."
Inuyasha turned to Kagome, "I have to kill him NOW" He charged at Sesshoumaru.
"SIT!!" said Kagome. And, just as she said that Inuyasha fell right on top of Sesshoumaru and crushed him.
He landed right on top of him making a very large hole in the ground.
"Owww." Said Inuyasha.
Suddenly Sesshoumaru spoke, "Brother, why are you lying on top of me?"
"You are sane?!?!" asked Shippo.
"Ah, the wench and the kitsune are here." He said, "Now brother get off me."
"Not yet." Said Inuyasha, for he was still under the subduing spell.
"Fine." Said Sesshoumaru. He picked up his brother and threw him off.
He climbed out of the whole and brushed himself off.
"Rin, Jaken, come we must go home." Said Sesshoumaru. He began walking into the west.
Jaken and Rin did not follow. They, I mean Everybody was in shock.
"Come!" ordered Sesshoumaru.
So Rin and Jaken followed him obediently into the west. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: I hope you all liked it. Should I do a sequel? If yes then it shall be called Sesshoumaru in the mental institution. ^_^. If another chapter, then we have to wait and see! Anyway REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW Thank you for your time! ^_^
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"Oh where could Rin be?" said Jaken.
Lord Sesshoumaru had told Jaken to keep an eye on her but now she was lost. He could not find her so he knew he would be in BIG trouble.
It was a nice sunny day and he had been standing around and Rin had said she was hungry so he turned around to get her an apple and then she was gone. He had looked everywhere but could not find her.
"Hello Jaken," said a voice. Jaken thought the voice sounded VERY familiar. He turned around and there was Lord Sesshoumaru, and there was Rin standing right beside him eating an apple.
"Jaken I thought I told you to watch Rin. I am gone for ten minutes to check the borders and you lose her." Sesshoumaru implied.
"But Lord Sesshoumaru! She ran away on her own!" shouted Jaken. He knew something was going to happen. Something BAD.
Sesshoumaru picked up a rock and began tossing it into the air. Up and down, up and down.
Jaken looked at him in question. Rin had begun giggling and so he turned his attention to her.
Suddenly something hit his head. It was the rock, the same rock that Lord Sesshoumaru had been tossing up and down. Then another one hit him in the head, and another.
Jaken had begun to get dizzy. Then, something hit him, and I'm not talking about the rocks. I am talking about a crazy, impossible, BAD idea. He turned to Sesshoumaru and walked over to a rock.
He tried to pick it up. It was too heavy, so he tried the next one, but that was also too heavy. Then the next, but guess what? That was also too heavy. He had gone through twenty rocks until he found one that he could lift. The rock was about the size of your eyeball.
By now Sesshoumaru had stopped throwing and looked at Jaken in interest. Suddenly a rock hit him square in the forehead and he fell over.
"Uh-oh." Said Jaken, "Lord Sesshoumaru?" he was getting scared. He had knocked his Lord out.
Rin had gone over and poked the lord. "Sesshoumaru-sama?" she asked. He did not move. She gave him a harder poke and he still did not move.
"Jaken?" asked Rin.
"Yes?" He turned to face her. He was in complete shock.
"You are in BIG trouble when Sesshoumaru-sama wakes up."
Rin and Jaken went over to Sesshoumaru. His eyes looked as if he were dazed. They began dragging him into the woods when suddenly they heard voices. The voices were shouting and growling at each other.
"You're so difficult!" said a female voice.
"Oh yeah, well why don't you go off to your lover boy?" said a male.
"I don't have one!" said the female.
"Kagome is MY woman so back off." This voice was much deeper.
In the background three sighs could be heard.
Rin had gotten scared. The only thing protecting her was Jaken and that was pretty wimpy. She ran behind a bush and hid.
"Rin?!?" said Jaken, "Wait for me!"
They hid behind the bush watching the group come. Jaken realized that Lord Sesshoumaru looked weak lying on the floor so Jaken dragged him over to a tree and propped him up.
Then he and Rin watched the group walk by.
There was Lord Sesshoumaru's brother Inuyasha, his bitch Kagome, the perverted monk Miroku, the demon huntress Sango, the kitsune Shippo, the fire cat Kirara, and then there was a wolf demon.
"Sesshoumaru?" said Inuyasha. He looked at his brother in amazement, "What are you doing?" He took out his sword and prepared to fight.
Kagome, Shippo, and Kirara stayed back. Kouga went with Inuyasha to look at the Lord.
"So this is the Great Lord of the Western Lands?" said Kouga, "He doesn't look so tough to me." He went over and poked him in the shoulder.
"He is usually...awake." Said Inuyasha, "Why isn't he beating me to a bloody pulp?"
"So you are weaker than him?" asked Kouga. He smirked at the idea.
"NO! Of course not, he just TRIES to beat me to a bloody pulp." Said Inuyasha. He punched his brother in the head.
The impact of Inuyasha's punch woke Sesshoumaru up. He turned his head to see all the people around him. There was Inuyasha and his friends, and a new scent was in the air. He turned to his right and there was Kouga.
Now Kouga had decided to impress Kagome so he decided to pick a fight, "Hey! I know who you are, you killed one of the people in my clan!" Now this was a lie but whatever.
Sesshoumaru looked at him, "I am a fruitcake." He said.
"WHAATT?!" said Inuyasha. All the others had fallen down. Inuyasha hit him on the head again.
"OWWIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!" said Sesshoumaru and he climbed a tree.
"Sesshoumaru, what are you doing up there? I want a fight!" shouted Kouga.
"It is safer from all the mean and angry fists that try to hit poor, poor me on the head." Said Sesshoumaru. He then picked up a leaf from the branch and blew it at Kagome. "It, is a leaf." He said in interest.
Kagome grabbed the leaf in the air and lay it on the ground. "Maybe we should leave him alone." She said.
"No!" said Kouga and Inuyasha at the same time. They sat down cross-legged and turned their heads up.
"I want to fight my brother!" said Inuyasha.
"You know mutt-face? For once I agree." Said Kouga.
Inuyasha growled at the comment.
Jaken and Rin watched silently when Rin decided to jump out. She went over to Kagome. "Hello."
"Hi!" said Kagome, "Who are you?"
"I am Rin!" Rin gave Kagome a big hug and from a distance you could hear one youkai and one hanyou growling.
The certain hanyou and youkai seemed slightly jealous. Rin then went over to Sango and gave her a hug. Now you could hear a certain jealous human growling. Rin then went over to Shippo and shook his hand.
"HeeeEEeeELllLLlllllPPpppp!!" said Sesshoumaru, "They is growling."
Rin went over and patted Sesshoumaru on the head and he purred. She rubbed the tips of his ears and he purred again. "The fruitcake likes that." Said Sesshoumaru. (Err... I meant said the Fruitcake) "Good fruitcake!" said Rin. "HA! The Lord of the western lands has gone NuTs!" said Kouga. He stood up and threw a rock at him.
"EEEeeEeeeEEEckkkk!!!" said Sesshoumaru. Now that rock hit him on the head again and so he 'decided' to do a few impressions.
"Ye should not do that!" said Sesshoumaru.
"Is he trying to be Lady Kaede?" whispered Sango.
"I think he is and he is doing a very good job." Said Kagome.
The two of them watched in amusement.
Sesshoumaru stood up and pointed at Inuyasha. "Ye should not have let Kagome go off with that wolf boy. I do not trust him."
He then turned to Kagome, "Ye should not play with Inuyasha's heart for ye may break it." He sat down and thought.
"Lord Sesshoumaru!" said a voice.
The group turned around and there was Jaken standing there. "You are not a fruitcake my Lord." He cried, "Oh lord Sesshoumaru what have I done to you?!"
"What have I done to YE." He corrected Jaken. "Ye must say only ye but ye may not say thy or thou. Just YE" He stood up and went over to Kagome.
"What would you like Sesshoumaru?" she asked this question nicely in fear of damaging the lords brain even more.
He pointed to her bag, "May I see that?" he looked at her with puppy dog eyes, which was very easy for him since he was an Inu-Youkai.
She went to her bag but took the jewel shards out.
"Kagome are you sure you should do that?" asked Shippo.
"That is why I am taking out the jewel shards." She went through her bag and took them out. She put them in her pocket. Then handed the bag to the Lord.
He began to take out some things.
The group watched in interest as he dug through the many items that Kagome had in her bag. He took some instant ramen out of her bag and read the instructions. He nodded and then found some chopsticks. He nodded again and took a water bottle out. He then built a fire and boiled the water. When that was ready he poured it onto the ramen and it smelled delicious!
The group stared at him in amazement. "Are you okay Sesshoumaru?" they all asked.
"The fruitcake was hungry." He said, "So the fruitcake fed himself." He slurped the noodles noisily. He turned to his brother who was drooling.
"Would you like some?" asked Sesshoumaru. He passed the ramen over and Inuyasha took it and eyed it warily.
"Did you poison this?" he asked.
"Why would I want to poison my own brother?" said Sesshoumaru. He gave him a trusting nod and then went over to Shippo.
"Hello little kitsune! What is your name?" he pinched Shippo's cheeks like he was his grandma.
"AAaaaAhahhHhhHHhhhHh!!" screamed Shippo, "Get him away from me!"
"Ooga-boog jiddly woo!" smiled Sesshoumaru, "Aren't you the cutest little thing? Yes you are! Yes you are!"
"AhhHhh! Kagome help me please!" screamed Shippo as he tried to escape.
Sesshoumaru let go and went over to Sango, "I think he likes you." He whispered.
"Who?" said Sango. 'What on earth was Sesshoumaru talking about?' She thought.
Sesshoumaru pointed at the monk, "The guy who keeps looking about 10cm lower than your neck." He shifted his eyes, "Not to mention a few cms lower than your wait."
Sango blushed. She then took out her boomerang and Swung it at Miroku.
"Are you trying to turn us against each other?" asked Shippo. He looked at Sango chasing Miroku, and Kouga and Inuyasha growling at Rin.
"Now why would I want to do that?" Sesshoumaru looked at Shippo in confusion.
Inuyasha went over to Kagome and left Kouga growling. "I say I kill him right now." He whispered.
"No! Inuyasha, not while your brother is going through a... er, 'hard time'" said Kagome.
"No I'm charging at him." said Inuyasha. He took out his sword and ran at Sesshoumaru.
But just as he was doing that Sesshoumaru noticed his shoe was unbuckled, and he bent over to tie it. "I don't want to trip."
And as he did that Inuyasha swung right above his head and tripped over him.
"One, two buckle my shoe! Three, four shut the door! Five, six pick up sticks! Seven eight lay them straight! Nine, ten a big fat hen!" sang Sesshoumaru.
Everyone looked at him. The Lord was singing.
"What?" asked Sesshoumaru.
"You were singing a song." Said Jaken, "A childrens song."
"I can sing other stuff too." He said.
"Oh no, We do not want to see that happen Sesshoumaru." Said Miroku.
Rin looked at them, "I would like to see sesshy-sama sing a song."
As soon as she said that Sango rushed over and covered her mouth. "Rin, hush. We must not give him any ideas." But it was too late.
"And Iiiiiii, will always love yooouuuuuuuuuu, yeah, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Sang Sesshoumaru VERY beautifully.
"Sesshoumaru," said Inuyasha, "I never knew you could sing that well."
Inuyasha turned to Kagome, "I have to kill him NOW" He charged at Sesshoumaru.
"SIT!!" said Kagome. And, just as she said that Inuyasha fell right on top of Sesshoumaru and crushed him.
He landed right on top of him making a very large hole in the ground.
"Owww." Said Inuyasha.
Suddenly Sesshoumaru spoke, "Brother, why are you lying on top of me?"
"You are sane?!?!" asked Shippo.
"Ah, the wench and the kitsune are here." He said, "Now brother get off me."
"Not yet." Said Inuyasha, for he was still under the subduing spell.
"Fine." Said Sesshoumaru. He picked up his brother and threw him off.
He climbed out of the whole and brushed himself off.
"Rin, Jaken, come we must go home." Said Sesshoumaru. He began walking into the west.
Jaken and Rin did not follow. They, I mean Everybody was in shock.
"Come!" ordered Sesshoumaru.
So Rin and Jaken followed him obediently into the west. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: I hope you all liked it. Should I do a sequel? If yes then it shall be called Sesshoumaru in the mental institution. ^_^. If another chapter, then we have to wait and see! Anyway REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW Thank you for your time! ^_^