Chapter uno
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I do however own a unicorn named Lenny, say hi Lenny
Lenny: neh!*cough cough*I mean hi!
Me: now on to the story remember I'm going to need help from you guys so please review NOW let's –
Ed: quit babbling!
Al: I have to agree with Ed, now han-
Me: don't say my name!*whispers to al*my stalkers out there
Ed: and by "stalker" you mean your mom?
me: yup!
Ed and al:€_€ uhhhhhhh.…
*puff of smoke*
Roys voice: she wants you to tell her basically what to wright.
Ed:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Al:*so uncool nii-San*
Ed: I heard that!
Al: how!
Ed: brother telepathy!
Voice: you don't have that Edo.
Roy: who said that?
Voice: it's me the talking cross-dressing palm Tre-I mean...
everyone: envy!
Envy ridding on Lenny: yes it I!
Me: is wrathy with you?
Envy: you like that annoying brat?
Me: yup he's just so darn cute n cuddly!
Envy:...
Ed:…...
al:...
Roy...
me:... zzzzzz wha? Well didja bring him or what?
Envy:*gets off Lenny*yup*helps wrath off Lenny*
wrath:*turns to Lenny*envy?...?
Envy: what!
Wrath: you see it too right?
Envy:*snort*see what?
Wrath: that!
Al: oh that's lenn-
Envy:*stomps on al's foot*o.o ow ow ow Roy: that was soooo stupid and Ed is soooo short like a shitzu me:*snort*
Ed: who are you calling so short that if he was stepped on he wouldn't bleed that much because he can only hold a drop of blood because he's so small?
Wrath: umm I think you.
Ed: well he's an old exploding-
Al: and I think that's all han-
Me: ahm!
Al: what else am I supposed to call you -_-
Me: make up a name
Al: like what?
Me: what will happen next time? Will Ed get taller? What is Roy an "old exploding"? Will you ever find out my name? All this and more next time remember to review and stuff! Bye-bye! Don't be mean if you flame! Sorry it's short! Lenny: bye
A.c.f out!