Titanic/Islands can tilt/ I'm torturing Kingdom Hearts Crack Fiction…

Somebody at school seriously believes that islands can tilt… I had a lack of sleep and it was the 100th anniversary of the Titanic sinkage…. So this crack was born… enjoy it!

Sora, Kairi and Riku woke up one morning and found their beloved island beginning to tilt.

"I didn't know this was Final Fantasy." Sora said.

"It's a Japanese video game with Disney characters making it a giant fan fiction video game." Riku shrugged. "Who cares?"

"Come with me!" A giant disembodied head was floating above the island.

"Why?" Kairi asked.

"Don't ask questions!" The floating head zapped her with lighting and she dieded. :Now I'm takin' you mah bois!"

Then Riku and Sora landed on a ship. For some reason Riku was wearing a dress don't question the author. "Who was that and why am I wearing a dress?" Riku asked.

"That was the king from the 80s Legend of Zelda cartoon." Sora said.

Riku blinked. "I thought we were banned from Nintendo."

"We are." Sora shrugged. "Where are we?"

"The Skyward Sword Titanic." Some one said.

"Hey! Come here you rat!"

"Gotta go!" The man ran.

"Was that Aladdin?" Riku asked.

"Naw he was to white."

"But he had a monkey."

"It was Harry Potter."

"Who?"

"A geeky boy who finds out he's a powerful wizard destined to defeat a powerful bad guy with no nose that eventually spawned seven books and eight movies but somehow was over shadowed by a story about vampires that also spawned 4 books and 5 movies." Sora stated simply… As if it were totally obvious…

"Hey." Someone whispered.

"Who are you?" Riku asked.

"MAH BOIS!" King said throwing off the cloak of invisibility that he stole from Waldo "You is on a magical floating island!"

"Uhh… Aladdin said it was a ship…" Riku sweat dropped.

"Michael Jackson is a lair an he's tryin to get in yo pants!" King shouted. "Or skirt."

Suddenly the ship hit something.

"Oh no an iceberg!" Some chick screamed. So the King exploded her.

"Dat was a Narwhal! We gona die!" King shouted screaming like a cow.

"Hey! Shut da faq up!" Then the captain got boomed.

"Sora! Call your Keyblade!" Riku shouted. "Sora?" There was a note on the ground.

'Off to find the triforce. - Sora'

"Da faq!" Riku shouted. "We're banned from Nintendo!"

"Jack I love you!"

'Don't let go Rose. Don't let go!"

Riku watched as Rose shove Jack off the drift wood.

"Don't worry! You'll wake up in Inception!" Rose shouted.

"What!" Jack shouted.

Suddenly Riku realized he was in the water… "BALLS IT'S COLD!"

"Hey."

"FOR THE LOVE OF WALT DISNEY!" Riku groaned.

"I'm the king Narwhal!"

Then the narwhal stabbed Riku and Tinker Bell threw glitter and Riku became the queen Narwhal.

Then James Camron made a shit ton of money for retelling Pocahontas with the thundercats.

Voldemort got a nose and we all died because it was 2012 and all the continents are all huge ass islands that tilted upside down except for Australia because it was actually 4 turtles under the control of the Hollywood wizard.

Don't question my sanity! I had a lack of sleep! Don't waste your time flaming me either.