Disclaimer: Supernatural is not mine
Spoilers: none
E/O Challenge Word: kick
Words: 100
"D'n, d'you gel your hair?"
"What?"
"'Cause it's so co–coi–coiffed, 'n that d'sn't just h'ppn on its own."
"If you weren't bleeding already, you would be now, Megatron. You ever call my hair coiffed again and it'll be the last thing you do. Got it?"
"'Kay."
"Stop mumblin' and get some sleep. Don't make me kick your scrawny ass for almost dying on me again, bitch."
"M'not dyin' t'day, so sh'tup, jerk."
Dean sighed, tucking his brother in like he was five again instead of nothing but two left feet and a whole lot of Sasquatch.
"'Night, Sammy."
