25 ways to piss off Sebastian Michaels
1. Fill a box full of puppies and put it in Sebastian's room.
2. Tape his reaction.
3. Show the tape to everyone.
4. Put ciel in a cute cat outfit, and tell Sebastian that if he touches him that you'll catnap every cat you see and put them in Pluto's care.
5. Every time he says 'I'm one hell of a butler.' Say, 'That's what she said.'
6. If he tells you to stop, put your hand over your mouth and say,' Dabato' Over and over.
7. While he's asleep, place a greil plushie in his arms.
8. Take a picture and send it to greil and everyone else.
9. Laugh really loud when greil glomps him after seeing the picture.
10. Ask Lizzy to give him a makeover.
11. When he's kicking ass cheer, 'Sabby, Sabby, He's ciel's man! If he can't do it, ciel will kick his can.'
12. Every time ciel gives him orders shout out, 'WHIPPED!'
13. Show Sebastian pictures of CielXSabby.
14. Record his reaction.
15. Proceed to post on Facebook.
16. Ask him if he's ever had a girlfriend.
17. If he says no then point at him a say, 'Ah ha! I knew you were gay!'
18. Tell greil that today is 'huge Sebastian' day.
19. Paint Sebastian's nails hot pink. Then blame it on Lizzy.
20. Draw a pentacle on Sebastian's wall and say ciel told you to.
21. Tell him that if he was ever an animal, he'd be a dog.
22. Tell him Claude and ciel did kinky things on his bed.
23. Read a ClaudeXSebastian fanfiction out loud.
24. Tell him that ciel hated him and that claude is way better at sex.
25. When he see's a cat ask, 'Is that how you look at ciel at night?'
Do this and you will totally piss him off. Comment and tell me who I should do next!