Down on the front row all the pepps were screaming loud.
For the bad little pepps on the stage around.
When Nsync busted in it nearly made them half faint.
Had rifles in their hands and cheap whiskey on their breath.
From their wigs to their toes they were covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Boyband Rambo
And they smiled and they said, with evil in their eyes,
"Merry Concert to all, now you're all gonna die!"
The concert Nsync went crazy
The concert their fans all went insane
Realized they'ed been gettin' a bad record deal
Something finally must have popped in their brains
Well, the colloseum is gone now, they decided to sing there.
Everywhere you will find Nsync shirts and their fan's hair.
And they tied up their bodyguards and he held the fans hostage.
And they ground up the Ticketmaster into Ticketmaster sausage.
He got Eminem and Christina to tell the news people
Here is the church and here is the steeple!!!!*you know that hand thingy preschholers learn in church...*
And they picked up a mallet and pounded ol' Britney.
And they went to Orland o and met a mouce named Mickey!
The concert Nsync went crazy
The concert their fans went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the Richmond Colleseeum
Without steppin' in fand who are dumb
There's the Rolling Stone and the F.B.I
There's a van from the local radio station
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the bodyguard's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Nsync, why?
My my my my my my
You all used to be such jolly guys
Yes, Emily, now Nsync's doing time
In a boyband prison for their infamous crimes
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
They'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Justin's in therapy and Lance's still nervous
And the fans all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Jive Records, theyre on the phone every night
With Nsync's lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin 'bout the concert Nsync went crazy
The concert their fans all flipped
Broke their backs for some one to say
"I bought Justin's french toast for 200 bucks on EBay!!!"
Woah, the concert Nsync went crazy
The concert their fans all went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a bad record deal
Something finally must have popped in their brains
Wo, something finally must have popped in their brains
Tell ya, something finally must have popped... in their brains
For the bad little pepps on the stage around.
When Nsync busted in it nearly made them half faint.
Had rifles in their hands and cheap whiskey on their breath.
From their wigs to their toes they were covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Boyband Rambo
And they smiled and they said, with evil in their eyes,
"Merry Concert to all, now you're all gonna die!"
The concert Nsync went crazy
The concert their fans all went insane
Realized they'ed been gettin' a bad record deal
Something finally must have popped in their brains
Well, the colloseum is gone now, they decided to sing there.
Everywhere you will find Nsync shirts and their fan's hair.
And they tied up their bodyguards and he held the fans hostage.
And they ground up the Ticketmaster into Ticketmaster sausage.
He got Eminem and Christina to tell the news people
Here is the church and here is the steeple!!!!*you know that hand thingy preschholers learn in church...*
And they picked up a mallet and pounded ol' Britney.
And they went to Orland o and met a mouce named Mickey!
The concert Nsync went crazy
The concert their fans went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the Richmond Colleseeum
Without steppin' in fand who are dumb
There's the Rolling Stone and the F.B.I
There's a van from the local radio station
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the bodyguard's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Nsync, why?
My my my my my my
You all used to be such jolly guys
Yes, Emily, now Nsync's doing time
In a boyband prison for their infamous crimes
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
They'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Justin's in therapy and Lance's still nervous
And the fans all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Jive Records, theyre on the phone every night
With Nsync's lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin 'bout the concert Nsync went crazy
The concert their fans all flipped
Broke their backs for some one to say
"I bought Justin's french toast for 200 bucks on EBay!!!"
Woah, the concert Nsync went crazy
The concert their fans all went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a bad record deal
Something finally must have popped in their brains
Wo, something finally must have popped in their brains
Tell ya, something finally must have popped... in their brains