My Little Pony: Crackfics are Magic

by raldfics

I've written lots of crackfics, and thus, I shall start by uploading them here. These have nothing to do with anything and shall be treated as crack thusly.

1. Twilight x Colgate

Twilight x Colgate

Or: brushie brushie brushie

so one day Twilight Motherfucking Sparkle was at the motherfucking library when all of a motherfucking sudden motherfucking Spike was motherfucking there. "Hey Twilight, can I be your stereotypical slave boy? Also I love Rarity desu~~~" he said. "Shut up you bitch" said Twilight and then Spike flew out the window and hit Colgate outside. So Colgate fell inlove with Twilight's sexy horn and then she was like "Hey Twilight can I brush your horn kyaaa~~~" so Twilight got her horn brushed and then 5 days later there was a magical lesbian baby. They named it Mentadent.

Spike is still gay.