Me: Hey guys, this is truthfully my second fan-fic but I kinda screwed up the last one by not updating
it...but I will do my best to make this fic entertaining and interesting ;) For people who don't know what the definition of Neo is..it's a combining form meaning "new," "recent," "revived," "modified,"
I think that word is quite fitting for Reborn! Don't you think? Anyways, Xanxus's relation to her will be explained later. This story has it's special twists, so I hope all who reads this will be eager to find out what.
Disclaimer: KHR is not owned by me. If it was, I'd have Xanxus as my wife and Hibari as my pet. So it's good that it's not mine ;)
Xanxus is hot.
No, not the sexy hotness, the uncomfortable feeling that he is experiencing right now as he clings
to his bedsheets with anguish. Two hours before, he had brought the whole *Gerretti family to
theirs knees for bad-mouthing the Varia. It was a light matter, but he was drunk and bored. After
some bodies were cleared, the floors mopped, new threats received, Xanxus went home and fell
on his expensive and ridiculously large bed. Everyone could tell that their leader wasn't in the
mood to joke and laugh so they kept quiet. Even the Prince himself kept his "Shishishis" on hold.
"Ahh Fuck"
Xanxus tossed and turned. Something's going to happen. He knows it. He opened his eyes
and looked at the ceiling. He usually sleeps well since nobody bothers/dares to wake him up.
But not tonight. Sleepless nights only occur when he can sense that something important will
happen to him. One of those nights occurred the day before he was momentarily frozen during the
battle of the Skys...and the rings had rejected his blood. Xanxus growled and squirmed some
more.
Whatever's going to happen tomorrow, It can go kiss my ass.
Morning...
Birds were chirping, the sun was shining through his drapes. Xanxus groggily opened his eyes.
Last night's sleep wasn't the best. He glanced at his alarm clock on his dresser.
8:33 AM
"Ugh...I can fucking sleep longer"
He closed his eyes again and flipped over. As he started to drift off to sleep, he noticed that he
had randomly gotten warm and...snuggly feeling.
What...this bed has never been so comfortable before.
Xanxus slowly opened his eyes to be staring into another pair of brown ones.
Stare...
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
Xanxus flew out of bed standing only in his boxers. The girl sat up and surveyed his room.
Xanxus was mentally freaking out. She was wearing one of his shirts!
How drunk was I? Holy Shit, she looks younger than 18! Fuck, did I really do it with such a girl?
"Just calm down Pops"
Right when Xanxus was going to yell again, Levi slammed open the door with his pajamas on.
"Boss! What is it? I'll kill them!"
Levi noticed the girl and looked at her questioningly. Since everyone in the castle heard Xanxus
yell, everyone filed in sleepily.
"Oh My God Boss!~ Who's our little guest?"
Lussuria was recently preparing breakfast until he heard Xanxus yell. Slamming everyone else to
the side, he fawned over Xanxus's "guest."
"Who the fuck is responsible for this bitch?"
Xanxus fumed thinking that they either did this on purpose, or even allowing him to do such a
thing is infuriating.
"Well it wasn't me boss, I'd never spend my fortune on women that's for sure," Spoke the
arcobaleno on the Prince's shoulder.
"Shishishi, that is because you're still a baby, Mammon."
Veins appeared on Xanxus's face. The girl sat calmly watching the whole commotion.
"Who the hell did this."
Xanxus's face could erase hell. The rest of the Varia looked clueless.
"If you bastards are innocent, then why was it possible that this girl got in unnoticed?"
"Shishishi you didn't notice either Boss, she's even in your bed."
All attention was directed back at the girl.
"Vroi Bitch, you've been silent the whole time. Speak."
"Uh...Morning."
She honestly didn't know what to say. They were so loud and even how she got there was vague.
"Vroi!, did you sleep with him or not?"
Everyone leaned in.
"I've been sleeping with him for a couple hours now."
"Aaaw she's so innocent~!"
Lussuria pinched her cheeks. Xanxus exhaled a long sigh.
"Hey, why don't you have breakfast with us sweetie?"
"Ok."
Breakfast...
The girl was quietly watching Xanxus who pretended to ignore her. He chewed silently. He was
slightly pissed that he had no idea who she was and what she wanted, but he had a hangover so
he kept calm...for a while. The girl reached out and grabbed his sleeve.
"Hey Uncle, what's your name?"
Choke.
His eyes bulged as if he was squeezed, Xanxus continued to choke for 20 more seconds.
"The...cough...the fuck you talking about? Who the hell's an Uncle?"
"You are"
"Voi Boss! You never told me that you had a niece! Or a sister for that matter!"
"That's because I fucking don't damn it!"
Xanxus was trying to piece this situation together.
Did that crazy hag(mom) have another child? It's been 18 years since I saw that bitch. Wait, if
she had a child during that time, it wouldn't make sense to have a daughter that's at the least 14
years old! THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
The Prince noticed that the girl was trying to peel an orange.
"Shishishi! Let me help you with that."
Knives on wire appeared out of nowhere. This girl is overstaying her welcome, why don't I scare
her? Shishishi~. The knives were sent flying towards her.
She blinked unfazed and threw her orange in the air where it was sliced to shreds.
"Thanks..I think."
Lussuria watched the girl suck off the orange juice from her fingers. So cuuuute~
"Hey honey, what's your name?"
Everybody leaned in once again. Xanxus stopped ripping out his hair and leaned in the furthest.
"I don't remember..."
Awkward Silence...
"Liar! You're obviously either some spy or assassin that was sent to kill off my precious Boss!"
Levi was being his overprotective self once again.
"Hmph, a puny girl like that couldn't dream of killing the Boss, what on earth are you thinking
Levi?"
"Hey Bitch, why are you here?"
The girl looked at her "Uncle," and reached inside his shirt she was wearing.
She brought out a recent photo of himself.
"My family was shot dead. My mother gave me this picture of you as her dying will. She told me
to go find my Uncle."
"Who cares? I'm not gonna take care of a piece of trash like you. You don't even look like you're
related to me anyway."
"I beg to differ Boss, even though she seems soft spoken, she has your eyes."
"Kyaa! You're right Mammon! I want to dress her up so badly! You know, this would be like
dressing up the Boss! But he would never let me so here's my chance~!"
Lussuria disappeared leaving a puff of smoke and daisy. He was heard giggling all the way to
his room.
"Voi! Now that Lussuria's gone, let's get rid of her."
The girl stood up and glared at Squalo. Squalo faltered a bit surprised at the resemblance.
"V-voi! How dare you ask the Boss to take care of you! Leave now or die by my sword!"
"No. I don't take orders from women like you."
"Uryaa! You fucking runt!"
Squalo jumped on the table and swung his sword towards her. She dodged the attack easily while
she grabbed a fork from the table.
"Ha! You think you can defend yourself with a fork? You're so st-"
She was a blur. After her looked around to where she was. She saw an opening. She quickly
slid underneath his legs and struck.
Silence...
"You stabbed him in the nuts."
"SHISHISHISHI! This is so hilarious!"
Everybody at the table was speechless, well except for the Prince that is.
That's the end of the first chapter! I know it's kind of weird to end right here, but I thought that having too many things happening in the first chapter is a little overwhelming. Anyways, the next chapter will have "The Girl" with a name! I already know what the name is but I wanted to make the suspense more sweet and special ;).
Please look forward to the next chapter! I'll be working on that today~
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