Earl wasnt't ever popular. Never got excellent grades. Never the best looking. He had but one passion. Sanic. Sanic merch, Sanic movies, Sanic meals. Yet he wasn't quenched. He wasn't ever satisfied. Not that he didn't love what he had, he just didn't feel complete. A vast hole filled his heart. He strived to find his passion, but nothing could fill the hole he called his heart. Earl lay in his bed dreaming, fantasizing, inspired by the lust Sanic gave him in his slumbers. Sanic lifted him over his jerky stick. Earl closed his eyes and braced for penetration. "Earl""Earl!""EARL! WAKE UP!" Earl jerked up, quite litterally. His member flew into his Sanic trousers. His mom disapproved of this "unhealthy" addiction. "Earl, how many times have i told you to stop spanking the monkey. It's unhealthy.""Actually, science has proven that masturbating makes your penis bigger, and i nee-"
Earl was cut off by a sharp smack to the face." Time for school Earl. "Earl cried. He always did. Day and night. When Earl returned to his bedroom, his only place to escape the trauma and terrors of life, there was a magazine with a note on it."knock yourself out. ❤Mom." Earl knew she loved him. She just thought any of this was natural. He opened up the page and his toy soldier shot up. A suit of Sanic,$9.99. He smashed his piggy bank.$12.03. He ran. He ran from the torment, the hate, the sadness. The fastest he had ever run. He slipped on the suit. Lust filled his soul. The hole in. His heart filled almost to the brim. From that day on, he swore never to take it off. The void in his heart was not filled, and this confused him. A faint singing filled his head."The world is mine! Can't hold me down! I'm going to keep believing!" It was beautiful. His penis stood. Ready. Miku appeared. Stunningly attractive. Her blue hair waved. "I love how you never give up."
Earl stared at her bouncing titties. "I'm here to reward you for believing in my dad, Sanic." She exploded and emerged fully nude. Earl's two inch grew three sizes that day. It tore out his Sanic zipper. Hatsune Miku grasped his penis. She danced as she did. Miku got on her hands and knees."Earl,Please penetrate me Papi!" Earl went fast. He felt a Hand on his anus. Sanic got in Earls tight asshole, filling the void in his soul. Earl never felt more free. Miku turned and exposed her pussy. Earl turned into a Shrek. He wan't ogre. He went faster. He felt his onion juice building up. Pokemon flew all around them. Flowers bloomed underneath them."Earl." He loved her saying his name. "Earl!" He was preparing to release his onion juice."EARL! WAKE UP!" He was awoken by a sharp slap. "Time for school Earl." No matter how fast i run, i can never run away from the pain.