Dude, Where's My Tree?
Mew: The favorite character from What Color are Yams returns with her best friend. I'm so glad people liked that fic, thank you all for reviewing. –throws candy and confetti- This is based on a true story, aye, many a time, this poor Harvest Moon addict has thought, "Duuuuude what the hell happened to my tree?" This is going to be the start of a series. Hope you enjoy this fic, on with the show!
Disclaimer: Mew doesn't own Harvest Moon, but Rose and Koki are her original characters and she demands that people treat them with respect, for imaginary people are still people. Oh, yeah, she doesn't own Sailor Moon.
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Koki knocked on the door of Rose's farm. The door swung open ominously. "Hello?" He called in. Deciding it was pretty safe- as safe as Rose's house can be if you don't think about all the chickens that get into the house and decide to live there, and all the cabbage on the floor- he came into the house. Sitting on the floor, watching TV was Rose's son, Suichi. I would say how old he was, but I'm not too sure myself, seeing as he went from a little kid wearing that cute little pair of boxer shorts on his head, to the big kid finding magic sticks in the woods. (I've gone through chapter 2 and 3 two times because stupid me deleted my game. xD)
"Hey, Suichi." Said Koki.
Suichi didn't say anything.
"What are you watching?" he asked.
"Sailor Moon. I don't get it how nobody noticed that Usagi disappeared in a flashy light show and that she looks a lot like Sailor Moon…"
"Where's your mom?"
"I don't know. Ask dad."
"Where's your dad?"
"See previous answer."
Where did this kid learn this attitude? Rose never talked like this…
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Flashback:::
"Koki! Koki! Pst, Koki!!"
"What?"
"If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one's around does it make a sound?"
"I guess in theory…"
"Oh. Does the light in the fridge stay on when you close it?"
"No."
"Have some whipped cream!" Rose pulled out a can of whipped cream and squirted a turkey platter's worth of it into Koki's mouth.
Flashback:::
"Can I borrow 60000 G?"
"What for?"
"Cheese!"
"Um, no?"
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…She did talk like that, though. Koki sighed and walked into the kitchen. Standing by the table was Rose's wife, oops, I mean husband, Marlin. (Darn backspace key seems to be, uh… "jammed." Yeah, it's jammed…) And Rose was at the stove making something that looked like it could be soup if you have an awesome imagination.
"Yay! Koki's here." chirped Rose, "Dinner will be ready soon, do you want to try some soup??"
"Is that what it- I mean, sure."
Rose turned around to find a spoon, and Marlin shook his head like crazy as if to say, "No, don't eat it, it'll give you gas for weeks."
"On second thought, I don't want to ruin my appetite." Said Koki politely.
"Okay." Said Rose cheerily.
"Wasn't there something you wanted to show me?"
"Yes. I wanted to show you what isn't there."
"How can you- no more metaphors, please."
"It was there before, but it's gone and I can't find it."
"Find what?"
"The tree! It's gone!"
All three of the people in the kitchen where silent.
"Are you still eating animal fodder?"
Rose looked at him like he was crazy, but of course she had it backwards. "My tree goes missing and all you can think about is fodder? Besides, I switched to bird seed two weeks ago."
Marlin, who had been drinking a soda now had soda coming out of his nose like a tiny facial geyser.
"C'mon," Rose yelled, throwing down a soup ladle, "We're getting to the roots of this problem!" Pun intended.
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Mew: I know, this chappie was short, but so was What Color are Yams. The next chappie will be longer if you review, I promise.