Kero? On Drugs? NEVER!
Authors Note: This is my VERY FIRST FIC. (Besides the last one, it came out in HTML. ^_^;; )
This is what happens when I've had WAY too much caffeine. Anywhoo, enjoy the story. (You wont
if you hate insane stories that make no sense.)
One fine day, Sakura was strolling through the park with her ***Stuffed Animal*** Kero,
in her backpack. All of a sudden, all high and mighty powerful author has a sudden urge to cast a
spell on them, putting them into the lovely land of sleep. "Mmmmhmmmmph…ACK, EVIL
CLOWNS!" Kero screamed, causing one awkward glance from the all high and mighty powerful
author.
An evil grin spread across the all high and mighty powerful author's face. She reached into
her purdy black purse, and pulled out a heroin needle. She injected the needle into the little
***Stuffed Animal's*** arm. Sneakily, the all high and mighty powerful author sneaked away,
snickering. About an hour later, Sakura and Kero awoke. It was night, and nobody was left in the
park, except for a duck.
"Gee Kero," Sakura yawned, " I guessed we fell asleep…..KERO, WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING!?". As it turned out, Kero was not listening to a word Sakura said. He was TALKING
to the duck. "Gee, still here, eh, duck?" Kero smirked. The duck honked. "Well," Kero continued,
"That's okay, but just remember, I'M THE ADMIRAL HERE, AND WHATEVER I SAY GOES,
ALR – HEY! ALRIGHT! WHO TOOK MY HAT!?!?! WHERE'S MY ADMIRAL HAT!?!"
Kero turned towards Sakura. "You took it from me. You wanted to be admiral. Well, I feel
you should be punished! FEEL MY WRARTH! OOGA BOOGA!" Kero started to dance around,
screaming things like " SHAKE YOUR BOOTY WILD THANG", and "DISCO IS ALIVE AND
WELL", and also "BEAVER FEAVER BEAVER FEAVER", and SOMETIMES he even hummed
the tune to Star Wars.
Sakura tried to get Kero to stop, saying things like, "Kero, you're a stuffed animal, you
don't have a Booty." and "YOU AREN'T A FRIGGEN BEAVER!"!! She knew something was up. A
thought of horror struck her…WHO WOULD HELP HER CATCH THE CARDS? (Dun Dun
DUUUUUUN) "WHO DID THIS!?! WHO DID THIS HORRIBLE THING?!?!"
With a puff of smoke, the all high and mighty powerful author appeared, dressed like an
Indian. Sakura gave the all high and mighty powerful author a skeptical glance, " Halloween…is
over.". "CRAP!," screamed the all high and mighty powerful author, and with a puff of smoke she
appeared in normal clothes.
"Heeey," Kero said, slurring the words, "Weren't you just an Indian?". Once again the now
*EVIL* all high and mighty powerful author let an evil grin crawl across her face, but then Sakura
hit her with a mallet. "Don't even THINK about it!" Sakura said after the all high and mighty
powerful author stopped cursing. "I don't care what you did to Kero, just PUT HIM RIGHT." The
all high and mighty powerful author got VERY mad and erased Sakura. "Heeey," Kero said again, "
Did you know, that "HOW" is "Hello" in Indian Language?" The all high and mighty powerful
author was getting really ticked off and annoyed, so she decided to put him right again, the only way
she knew how.
In a puff of smoke, a mallet popped out of the air with a yellow lightning bolt design on it.
(Yeah, Harry Potter style) "Now, Kero, I'm just gonna hit you in the head with this big heavy mallet
and you should be acting normal again." "Ohhh , don't go through the TROUBLE," Kero said. He
grabbed the mallet from the all high and mighty powerful author and screamed "DON'T HIT ME,
I'LL HIT ME!" and he wacked himself in the head with the mallet, knocking himself unconscious.
The all high and mighty powerful author smiled and left, knowing that when Kero woke up, he
would find he had a strange addiction to chocolate, and the duck, would be comforting him. Oh ,
yeah, Sakura would be back too, except with a lightning bolt down her forehead, for hitting the all
high and mighty powerful author with a mallet.
~*Finis*~
Yeah, it was RETARDED. R+R PLEASE? Don't let the duck down.
Authors Note: This is my VERY FIRST FIC. (Besides the last one, it came out in HTML. ^_^;; )
This is what happens when I've had WAY too much caffeine. Anywhoo, enjoy the story. (You wont
if you hate insane stories that make no sense.)
One fine day, Sakura was strolling through the park with her ***Stuffed Animal*** Kero,
in her backpack. All of a sudden, all high and mighty powerful author has a sudden urge to cast a
spell on them, putting them into the lovely land of sleep. "Mmmmhmmmmph…ACK, EVIL
CLOWNS!" Kero screamed, causing one awkward glance from the all high and mighty powerful
author.
An evil grin spread across the all high and mighty powerful author's face. She reached into
her purdy black purse, and pulled out a heroin needle. She injected the needle into the little
***Stuffed Animal's*** arm. Sneakily, the all high and mighty powerful author sneaked away,
snickering. About an hour later, Sakura and Kero awoke. It was night, and nobody was left in the
park, except for a duck.
"Gee Kero," Sakura yawned, " I guessed we fell asleep…..KERO, WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING!?". As it turned out, Kero was not listening to a word Sakura said. He was TALKING
to the duck. "Gee, still here, eh, duck?" Kero smirked. The duck honked. "Well," Kero continued,
"That's okay, but just remember, I'M THE ADMIRAL HERE, AND WHATEVER I SAY GOES,
ALR – HEY! ALRIGHT! WHO TOOK MY HAT!?!?! WHERE'S MY ADMIRAL HAT!?!"
Kero turned towards Sakura. "You took it from me. You wanted to be admiral. Well, I feel
you should be punished! FEEL MY WRARTH! OOGA BOOGA!" Kero started to dance around,
screaming things like " SHAKE YOUR BOOTY WILD THANG", and "DISCO IS ALIVE AND
WELL", and also "BEAVER FEAVER BEAVER FEAVER", and SOMETIMES he even hummed
the tune to Star Wars.
Sakura tried to get Kero to stop, saying things like, "Kero, you're a stuffed animal, you
don't have a Booty." and "YOU AREN'T A FRIGGEN BEAVER!"!! She knew something was up. A
thought of horror struck her…WHO WOULD HELP HER CATCH THE CARDS? (Dun Dun
DUUUUUUN) "WHO DID THIS!?! WHO DID THIS HORRIBLE THING?!?!"
With a puff of smoke, the all high and mighty powerful author appeared, dressed like an
Indian. Sakura gave the all high and mighty powerful author a skeptical glance, " Halloween…is
over.". "CRAP!," screamed the all high and mighty powerful author, and with a puff of smoke she
appeared in normal clothes.
"Heeey," Kero said, slurring the words, "Weren't you just an Indian?". Once again the now
*EVIL* all high and mighty powerful author let an evil grin crawl across her face, but then Sakura
hit her with a mallet. "Don't even THINK about it!" Sakura said after the all high and mighty
powerful author stopped cursing. "I don't care what you did to Kero, just PUT HIM RIGHT." The
all high and mighty powerful author got VERY mad and erased Sakura. "Heeey," Kero said again, "
Did you know, that "HOW" is "Hello" in Indian Language?" The all high and mighty powerful
author was getting really ticked off and annoyed, so she decided to put him right again, the only way
she knew how.
In a puff of smoke, a mallet popped out of the air with a yellow lightning bolt design on it.
(Yeah, Harry Potter style) "Now, Kero, I'm just gonna hit you in the head with this big heavy mallet
and you should be acting normal again." "Ohhh , don't go through the TROUBLE," Kero said. He
grabbed the mallet from the all high and mighty powerful author and screamed "DON'T HIT ME,
I'LL HIT ME!" and he wacked himself in the head with the mallet, knocking himself unconscious.
The all high and mighty powerful author smiled and left, knowing that when Kero woke up, he
would find he had a strange addiction to chocolate, and the duck, would be comforting him. Oh ,
yeah, Sakura would be back too, except with a lightning bolt down her forehead, for hitting the all
high and mighty powerful author with a mallet.
~*Finis*~
Yeah, it was RETARDED. R+R PLEASE? Don't let the duck down.